I finally learned why they sell 50 gallon barrels of sex lube.

[shortylickens]

In horror movies whenever they wanna make something look slimy and gross, they use sex lube.
Thats what the barrels are for.
They're for horror movies.
Not porno movies.

Neat, huh?

 

[IronWing]

So there is a market for my Edward Scissorhands Goes Depp movie!

 

[nakedfrog]

Balls Depp.

 

[mistercrabby]

From what I’ve heard about movie productions it’s dual use. (-;

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

In horror movies whenever they wanna make something look slimy and gross, they use sex lube.
Thats what the barrels are for.
They're for horror movies.
Not porno movies.

Neat, huh?

Hey, if that's what you need to tell yourself, feel free. But some people really have that much sex.

 

[sdifox]

In horror movies whenever they wanna make something look slimy and gross, they use sex lube.
Thats what the barrels are for.
They're for horror movies.
Not porno movies.

Neat, huh?

Don't you have it on Amazon subscription?

 

[zinfamous]

I thought it was for frat initiations?

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Its for bikini oil wrestling or so I thought..........

 

[Pohemi]

It's so you have something to stuff the dead hooker into after you're finished.

...

I'll see myself out.

 

[Captante]

Nice excuse .... we all know where it really goes!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Works decent for machine oil too. Got to keep those toys chooching smoothly!

 

[kn51]

Yep, that's what they used in the Alien franchise.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Well this thread, much like the OP in general, is a disappointment.

OP, you're wrong. Its for yo momma.