I figured out what snakes are!

[Jeff7]

Ok look Funboy, we know that you were just experimenting with some new fetish involving animals in your rectum. And that's fine, what happens in the home between a consenting mammal and reptile is a perfectly beautiful, natural thing.

But stop trying to rationalize it like this, and go to a hospital. I'm sure the doctor will understand. We've all made mistakes like this at one point or another............right?






Right??

 

[LinuxIdiot]

I sometimes take a brown rag-doll on my gf's chest. Then pick it up and name the new doll Raggedy Anne and then we have a tea party. The Mad hatter and the cheshire cat joins us, how jolly...pip pip and all that.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot
I sometimes take a brown rag-doll on my gf's chest. Then pick it up and name the new doll Raggedy Anne and then we have a tea party. The Mad hatter and the cheshire cat joins us, how jolly...pip pip and all that.

Nice to see that all the lunatics are out today. :laugh:

 

[Casawi]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

 

[funboy6942]

Oh, oh I wanna
Uh, I wanna see Snakey
I wanna see Snakey
Where's Snakey?
Snakey?
Yeah, let me see Snakey
Sure you want Snakey?
I'm sure I want Snakey
Oh son, I don't think you want Snakey
I want
(Yes, he does)
I want Snakey, please
You don't want Snakey
I want Snakey
(Come on, give him Snakey)
Gimme Snakey right now
All right
Let me see him
All right, son
Here comes Snakey
Come on, Snakey
Snakey
Snakey's here
Oh yeah

teenage rave

 

[LinuxIdiot]

:music:

black dress, with the tights underneath,
i've got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth.
and she's an actress, but she ain't got no need.
she's got money from parents in a trust fund back east.

tounges, always pressed to your cheeks.
while my tounge is on the inside of some other girl's teeth.
tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef,
that i'm a vegetarian, and i ain't fucking scared of him.

she wants to touch me wahoo.
she wants to love me wahoo.
she'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo.
don't trust a ho.
never trust a ho.
won't trust a ho.
cause the ho won't trust me.

she wants to touch me wahoo.
she wants to love me wahoo.
she'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo.
don't trust a ho.
never trust a ho.
won't trust a ho.
cause the ho won't trust me.

x's on the back of your hands,
washed them in the bathroom to drink like the bands,
and the set list, you stole off the stage, has red and purple lipstick all over the page.

bruises cover your arms, shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm,
and the best is, no one knows who you are.
just another girl alone at the bar.

she wants to touch me wahoo.
she wants to love me wahoo.
she'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo.
don't trust a ho.
never trust a ho.
won't trust a ho.
cause the ho won't trust me.

she wants to touch me wahoo.
she wants to love me wahoo.
she'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo.
don't trust a ho.
never trust a ho.
won't trust a ho.
cause the ho won't trust me.

shoosh girl, shut your lips,
do the helen keller and talk with your hips.
i said shoosh girl, shut your lips.
do the helen keller and talk with your hips.
i said shoosh girl, shut your lips.
do the helen keller and talk with your hips.

she wants to touch me wahoo.
she wants to love me wahoo.
she'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo.
don't trust a ho.
never trust a ho.
won't trust a ho.
cause the ho won't trust me.

she wants to touch me wahoo.
she wants to love me wahoo.
she'll never leave me wahoo, wahoo hoo hoo.
don't trust a ho.
never trust a ho.
won't trust a ho.
cause the ho won't trust me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdB3Oyd5HtU

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
Oh, oh I wanna
Uh, I wanna see Snakey
I wanna see Snakey
Where's Snakey?
Snakey?
Yeah, let me see Snakey
Sure you want Snakey?
I'm sure I want Snakey
Oh son, I don't think you want Snakey
I want
(Yes, he does)
I want Snakey, please
You don't want Snakey
I want Snakey
(Come on, give him Snakey)
Gimme Snakey right now
All right
Let me see him
All right, son
Here comes Snakey
Come on, Snakey
Snakey
Snakey's here
Oh yeah

teenage rave

Ok, if you insist, I'll show you snakey, but I must warn you....he only has one eye. :laugh:

 

[irishScott]

I think your snake is on crack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNZMDTug0zI

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1


Ok, if you insist, I'll show you snakey, but I must warn you....he only has one eye. :laugh:

Hrmmmm mine has two...think something is wrong with it? The second eye appeared after a very scary experience with a chick

 

[funboy6942]

Off to another wonderful doctors appointment, be back later all

Yup, a few hours of silence from me, just what you all wanted

 

[LinuxIdiot]

tell them to put you on some Lithium while you are at it

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: waggy
PFFT. read the bible that tells you everything youneed to know about snakes!

My colon is Satan?

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
Just your intestine that millions of years ago before it became our intestine, figured out how to just put a head on it, and crawl, and bam, your snake intestine

Then millions of years latter they all got together and figured they can make other snakes come together, and cells, so that they can make a human and can live inside where its always warm, and can go pretty much anywhere they wanted. So we were made to house some snakes so we can feed them, and the other cells they brought together to make us.

Thats what I think anyway, because everything has a version of snakes in them too, so were not from monkeys, or can be in a way, but the main thing were are a version of is the snake

if ( $snakes == intestine && $pickles == pickle_bush ) {

echo "<strong>WIN</strong>";

} else {

echo "FAIL";

}

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: waggy
PFFT. read the bible that tells you everything youneed to know about snakes!

My colon is Satan?

In that case im going to have to drive a steak....er...stake through it.

 

[SparkyJJO]

drugs are bad, mmmkay?

 

[SSSnail]

Must be some good shits you're smoking over there, puff puff give?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Must be some good shits you're smoking over there, puff puff give?

I heard that a talking snake in an apple tree said, "Hey man, fuck the apples. Try some of THIS shit if you really want your mind like, blown open and stuff....have you ever really looked at a tree? The bark is all.....barky. Not dog barky though. You know dogs like to pee on trees? Oh look, apples! Awesome!"

 

[compuwiz1]

I heard that sucking on toads will get you high too. :laugh:

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: NSFW
Medical marijuana?

Plus a vicodin or 3.

back when i was a pill popper i would eat 12-15 vicodins at a time...and that was just to be able to function, it wouldnt even zombie me out...

 

[funboy6942]

So I grabbed a snake on the way home, while talking to the fluffy clouds, and they told me snakes dont live in Arizona at all, but wombats do. I said no way can that be the truth because people back in the day smoked pineapples, which anyone can tell you wards off wombats and prickly pears, at which point he proceeded to make a chart in the sand proving that eggs taste like chicken, but grizzly bears taste like brown mixed with fusion reactor juice.

At that point I figured he was high on something so I just stopped mind reading with him and went back on my tricycle and drove home to Fort Worth.

Blueberries.

hard to believe that Im not on any drugs that make me high, isnt it? Its the gods truth, they took me off them for all they did was make me high and did nothing for my pain.

Peach pie.

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
So I grabbed a snake on the way home, while talking to the fluffy clouds, and they told me snakes dont live in Arizona at all, but wombats do. I said no way can that be the truth because people back in the day smoked pineapples, which anyone can tell you wards off wombats and prickly pears, at which point he proceeded to make a chart in the sand proving that eggs taste like chicken, but grizzly bears taste like brown mixed with fusion reactor juice.

At that point I figured he was high on something so I just stopped mind reading with him and went back on my tricycle and drove home to Fort Worth.

Blueberries.

hard to believe that Im not on any drugs that make me high, isnt it? Its the gods truth, they took me off them for all they did was make me high and did nothing for my pain.

Peach pie.

This post reminded me of a song I used to hear alot (Not that I was around when it was popular)

:music:

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."


Then you saying

Originally posted by: funboy6942

I said no way

Reminds me of this scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoTkghG3U4s

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
I heard that sucking on toads will get you high too. :laugh:

Gotta buy 'em dinner first.