I figured out what snakes are!

[funboy6942]

Just your intestine that millions of years ago before it became our intestine, figured out how to just put a head on it, and crawl, and bam, your snake intestine

Then millions of years latter they all got together and figured they can make other snakes come together, and cells, so that they can make a human and can live inside where its always warm, and can go pretty much anywhere they wanted. So we were made to house some snakes so we can feed them, and the other cells they brought together to make us.

Thats what I think anyway, because everything has a version of snakes in them too, so were not from monkeys, or can be in a way, but the main thing were are a version of is the snake

 

[LordMorpheus]

Does your intestine have a backbone?

 

[rudeguy]

Medical marijuana?

 

[KevinCU]

Yes...

 

[SunnyD]

On a plane?

 

[MotF Bane]

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: NSFW
Medical marijuana?

Plus a vicodin or 3.

 

[nakedfrog]

Mmmmm, drugs.

 

[FoBoT]

Intestines on a Plane muthasucker!!!

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
Does your intestine have a backbone?

nah they dont need it anymore when they made their way into us

 

[SunnyD]

Gou'auld.

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
Just your intestine that millions of years ago before it became our intestine, figured out how to just put a head on it, and crawl, and bam, your snake intestine

Then millions of years latter they all got together and figured they can make other snakes come together, and cells, so that they can make a human and can live inside where its always warm, and can go pretty much anywhere they wanted. So we were made to house some snakes so we can feed them, and the other cells they brought together to make us.

Thats what I think anyway, because everything has a version of snakes in them too, so were not from monkeys, or can be in a way, but the main thing were are a version of is the snake

Only problem is they had legs at one time, some like pythons and boas still have buds where legs once were.

 

[scott916]

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
Just your intestine that millions of years ago before it became our intestine, figured out how to just put a head on it, and crawl, and bam, your snake intestine

Then millions of years latter they all got together and figured they can make other snakes come together, and cells, so that they can make a human and can live inside where its always warm, and can go pretty much anywhere they wanted. So we were made to house some snakes so we can feed them, and the other cells they brought together to make us.

Thats what I think anyway, because everything has a version of snakes in them too, so were not from monkeys, or can be in a way, but the main thing were are a version of is the snake

Alright, damnit! That's it, no more drugs for you!

 

[waggy]

PFFT. read the bible that tells you everything youneed to know about snakes!

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: waggy
PFFT. read the bible that tells you everything youneed to know about snakes!

Oh no! The serpents....the serpents!

Snakes are very vile, evil looking things. Yech!

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: waggy
PFFT. read the bible that tells you everything youneed to know about snakes!

That book is nothing but lies and made up shit, at least Im speakin the truth

 

[So]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
Just your intestine that millions of years ago before it became our intestine, figured out how to just put a head on it, and crawl, and bam, your snake intestine

Then millions of years latter they all got together and figured they can make other snakes come together, and cells, so that they can make a human and can live inside where its always warm, and can go pretty much anywhere they wanted. So we were made to house some snakes so we can feed them, and the other cells they brought together to make us.

Thats what I think anyway, because everything has a version of snakes in them too, so were not from monkeys, or can be in a way, but the main thing were are a version of is the snake

You now hold the record for most pot smoked before posting on AT. Put down the brownies and step back from the computer.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
Does your intestine have a backbone?

Intestinal fortitude FTW!

 

[funboy6942]

No smoking the refer here man, this is all natural messed up in the head

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
No smoking the refer here man, this is all natural messed up in the head

Hammer or Axe?

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
Just your intestine that millions of years ago before it became our intestine, figured out how to just put a head on it, and crawl, and bam, your snake intestine

Then millions of years latter they all got together and figured they can make other snakes come together, and cells, so that they can make a human and can live inside where its always warm, and can go pretty much anywhere they wanted. So we were made to house some snakes so we can feed them, and the other cells they brought together to make us.

Thats what I think anyway, because everything has a version of snakes in them too, so were not from monkeys, or can be in a way, but the main thing were are a version of is the snake

Is this some medical excerpt translated to another language and then re-translated to english? A la Babelfish???

 

[funboy6942]

Arrow, then dropped down 19 flights of steps.

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Originally posted by: funboy6942
Arrow, then dropped down 19 flights of steps.

? What your mom did to you?

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot

Originally posted by: funboy6942
Arrow, then dropped down 19 flights of steps.

? What your mom did to you?

What Mom? I was told I was found under a rock and for a long time I thought my Name was God damnit, for its all my father called me for the longest time.