I fell into a pool of lava today...

[TheChort]

and my remains were then thrown into a woodchipper, and sold on ebay. In my death I tap danced with jesus, and reincarnated as a gay sperm, accidentaly impregnating a woman in the most respected country in the world, and when i came out, all i could say was

OMGRAMEJACULATIONBBQ!!!1

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[emmpee]

you are worthless.

 

[sciwizam]

:laugh:

 

[booger711]

go d i a f

 

[etalns]

ow.

 

[imported_KirbsAw]

 

[no0b]

Just about sums up all the posts since yesterday.

Made me chuckle.

But you did forget about getting your fat around your eyes removed.