I feel bad for that paperclip in MS word.

[virtueixi]

I am writing my paper and I notice it's expression is somewhat bored/unhappy. I don't think it enjoys watching me type my paper. I think I need to spend some time with it, is there any way to incorporate it into Unreal Tournament so that it can watch me do something fun?

 

[amdskip]

You really don't have a life do you.

 

[zimu]

don't worry, i'm sure its got a heart of steel and can withstand any criticism/ neglect.

 

[minendo]

I hate the damn Office Assistant. Why people leave it open is beyond me.

 

[blackdogdeek]

i'm sure i'm not the only one who always tells him to go away. it's no wonder he's glum.

 

[ATLien247]

The paperclip must hate me then... I didn't even install him!

 

[EngenZerO]

doesnt he get it one with the robot when we shut down MS Office?

 

[AkumaX]

It turns into a twizzle stick and shoves itself up the Search Dog's pee hole unless it gives it the $11.50

 

[virtueixi]

If I keep neglecting him I will see his little picture smoking crack rocks and pimping hookers.

 

[kenshorin]

Originally posted by: AkumaX
It turns into a twizzle stick and shoves itself up the Search Dog's pee hole unless it gives it the $11.50

Do people use the search dog at all? I don't.

 

[rh71]

There's a reason MS wanted to retire clippy...

 

[SpazzyChicken]

I don't know why, but this thread really cracked me up.

:beer:

 

[virtuamike]

I showed mine some pr0n and he turned into a pole.

 

[NathanBWF]

I fired that b@stard a long time ago...he was holding up my productivity.

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: minendo
I hate the damn Office Assistant. Why people leave it open is beyond me.

i agree...why do they even bother to include it?

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
The paperclip must hate me then... I didn't even install him!

Me too. I cannot stand the computer pausing just to load up and display a 100% useless animation. I never install any of the assistants when I install Office.

 

[Czesia]

Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken
I don't know why, but this thread really cracked me up.

:beer:

Cheers

But I have to agree with the others, the office assistant is just annoying.