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xanis

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One of my friends from back home came down to the city to visit me so I took her to my friend's holiday party. She had a great time and all of my friends liked her. I've known this girl for about 3 years and I've always had a thing for her (I never thought about her while I was with my girlfriend though, just an FYI) and I figured that I might be able to hook up with her while she was down here and we were hanging out.

My plans got foiled by my friend Mike. He's a great guy and one of my good friends, but he fucking cockblocked me last night and hit on my friend. He flirts a lot and it was nothing out of the ordinary so I figured that everything was cool. Well, I get out of the party... and my friend asks me for his number and told me that she thought he was really cute and that she should have hooked up with him.

Needless to say, it was not a good way to end the night. :(

Moral of the story: Don't fail like I failed and let things go the friend zone.
 
Nik

Nik

Lifer
Jun 5, 2006
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Originally posted by: Xanis
One of my friends from back home came down to the city to visit me so I took her to my friend's holiday party. She had a great time and all of my friends liked her. I've known this girl for about 3 years and I've always had a thing for her (I never thought about her while I was with my girlfriend though, just an FYI) and I figured that I might be able to hook up with her while she was down here and we were hanging out.

My plans got foiled by my friend Mike. He's a great guy and one of my good friends, but he fucking cockblocked me last night and hit on my friend. He flirts a lot and it was nothing out of the ordinary so I figured that everything was cool. Well, I get out of the party... and my friend asks me for his number and told me that she thought he was really cute and that she should have hooked up with him.

Needless to say, it was not a good way to end the night. :(
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You're in the friend zone. He didn't cock block you; she just chose him instead of you. Cockblocking is such nonsense. If the woman doesn't want to fuck you, she won't. Sure, blame it on someone else "stealing your thunder" but if you really had thunder to begin with, she'd be riding you instead of him.
 
Q

Q

Lifer
Jul 21, 2005
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Someone else ask for pics, it always takes 2-3 before results come
 
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RichardE

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Xanis
One of my friends from back home came down to the city to visit me so I took her to my friend's holiday party. She had a great time and all of my friends liked her. I've known this girl for about 3 years and I've always had a thing for her (I never thought about her while I was with my girlfriend though, just an FYI) and I figured that I might be able to hook up with her while she was down here and we were hanging out.

My plans got foiled by my friend Mike. He's a great guy and one of my good friends, but he fucking cockblocked me last night and hit on my friend. He flirts a lot and it was nothing out of the ordinary so I figured that everything was cool. Well, I get out of the party... and my friend asks me for his number and told me that she thought he was really cute and that she should have hooked up with him.

Needless to say, it was not a good way to end the night. :(
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You're in the friend zone. He didn't cock block you; she just chose him instead of you. Cockblocking is such nonsense. If the woman doesn't want to fuck you, she won't. Sure, blame it on someone else "stealing your thunder" but if you really had thunder to begin with, she'd be riding you instead of him.
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Ouch Truth hurts
 
xanis

xanis

Lifer
Sep 11, 2005
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Xanis
One of my friends from back home came down to the city to visit me so I took her to my friend's holiday party. She had a great time and all of my friends liked her. I've known this girl for about 3 years and I've always had a thing for her (I never thought about her while I was with my girlfriend though, just an FYI) and I figured that I might be able to hook up with her while she was down here and we were hanging out.

My plans got foiled by my friend Mike. He's a great guy and one of my good friends, but he fucking cockblocked me last night and hit on my friend. He flirts a lot and it was nothing out of the ordinary so I figured that everything was cool. Well, I get out of the party... and my friend asks me for his number and told me that she thought he was really cute and that she should have hooked up with him.

Needless to say, it was not a good way to end the night. :(
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You're in the friend zone. He didn't cock block you; she just chose him instead of you. Cockblocking is such nonsense. If the woman doesn't want to fuck you, she won't. Sure, blame it on someone else "stealing your thunder" but if you really had thunder to begin with, she'd be riding you instead of him.
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You're right actually. Changing the thread title to include "dropping the ball". :p
 
Nik

Nik

Lifer
Jun 5, 2006
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Originally posted by: Xanis
You're right actually. Changing the thread title to include "dropping the ball". :p
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:p Didn't mean to be harsh but it's 9-fucking-o'clock on a Sunday, the weather is horrible, and I'm sitting in a cold lab at Intel for 12 hours today. I'm a little cranky ;)

You need to step up your game, homeslice! You shouldn't have given her his number. Shoulda been like "I don't have his new number yet" or something and then bust out the cheesy pick up lines :D
 
xanis

xanis

Lifer
Sep 11, 2005
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Originally posted by: Gothgar
ouch.... did you flirt with her?

did you ever tell mike to back the fuck off?
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No, that's why I failed. I just sat there like a little bitch and let it happen.
 
Gothgar

Gothgar

Lifer
Sep 1, 2004
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Originally posted by: Xanis
Originally posted by: Gothgar
ouch.... did you flirt with her?

did you ever tell mike to back the fuck off?
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No, that's why I failed. I just sat there like a little bitch and let it happen.
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shit man :(

zombie avatar to zombie avatar, I feel for you buddy

and get us pics, stat
 
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RichardE

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Originally posted by: Xanis
Originally posted by: Gothgar
ouch.... did you flirt with her?

did you ever tell mike to back the fuck off?
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No, that's why I failed. I just sat there like a little bitch and let it happen.
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ouch :(

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Learn from your mistakes though :p
 
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wwswimming

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we call that a "better titty offer".

from skiing at Tahoe with a group of guys. we'd all be in the line for the
chairlift, everything worked out - until an attractive woman yelled "single".

then it was a mad rush. the guy who got left single & rode up with a
Jehovah's witness or something would k'vetch a little. "sorry, dude.
i had a better titty offer".

so, looks like your friend made your other friend a better titty offer.

actually, i could see how that would be hard to take.

but, at least you weren't stuck on a chairlift with a Jehovah's Witness.
 
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