I drink because...

[Captante]

Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator
Because I have to read drivel like this and I do it on my time, for free.

Someone pass me a :beer:

:thumbsup::beer:

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
...because of the AT Mod.

Not to deal with flushing your nards down the john? :laugh:

 

[necine]

Originally posted by: amjohns5
Because I'm self conscious about my outer appearance and try to drink until I look different. My grades suck, I have no friends, and my social life is a total disaster. My dog died last week in a car accident. I HATE LIFE.


Lol.

i hear that.

 

[vi edit]

I'm Irish.

 

[AreaCode707]

...wine tastes good.

 

[DainBramaged]

...because drunk is > than sober for solving life's problems

 

[state 08]

it gives me knowledge.

 

[50cent1228]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
it's fun

:beer:

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: CKent

Originally posted by: LordMaul
...because of the AT Mod.

Not to deal with flushing your nards down the john? :laugh:

No amount of drinking would ever make that pleasant.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: CKent

Originally posted by: LordMaul
...because of the AT Mod.

Not to deal with flushing your nards down the john? :laugh:

No amount of drinking would ever make that pleasant.

Tell them why you REALLY drink. You know, that little Dr. visit? TELL THEM, THEY WANT TO KNOW.

 

[DainBramaged]

Tell them or I'll tell them, Mauly baby.

 

[BatmanNate]

I drink (and brew!) because I love good beer.

 

[Coquito]

Originally posted by: amjohns5
Because I'm self conscious about my outer appearance and try to drink until I look different. My grades suck, I have no friends, and my social life is a total disaster. My dog died last week in a car accident. I HATE LIFE.


Lol.

:music:On a bicycle built for two...:music:

 

[grohl]

I am a better gamer.

 

[RbSX]

.. I hate my life.

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
I drink nothing, receiving my only fluid intake from the foods I eat.

are you a gerbil or a desert kangaroo rat?

Kangaroo rat, actually.

You too? We should hang out.

 

[Compton]

I drink because I ain't got nothin better to do.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Bateluer

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Bateluer
Its relaxing and a moderately effective way of winding down from a long day.

Time to see who the alcoholics are.

That's what all the alcoholics say.

I didn't deny that I liked alcohol. Even the taste of some beers is growing on me. Had some Bud Light at a friend's going away party last week, and it wasn't offensive. Not as good as Shiner Bock, but not like cat urine either.

Cat urine might taste like Dr. Pepper but I wouldn't know 'cause I'd never drink that nasty sh!t.

 

[cubby1223]

I drink pure grain alcohol because of the Communist fluoridation of water.

 

[Canai]

Because I can't write papers when I'm stoned.

When I'm drunk, the lovin flows.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Tell them or I'll tell them, Mauly baby.

I wanna know!

 

[mobobuff]

I'm depressed and alone.

 

[tfcmasta97]

because it's fun

 

[Kelvrick]

it is 10:58 on my work computer and when I get home tonight, I'm going ot be tired but feel that I have stuff to do before I can go to bed. So, I'm going to instead watch an episode of scrubs while having a beer or two and drift off into happy land.

 

[Kirby]

I'm sexier drunk.