I dream of Genie - 3 wishes

[Nitemare]

If you found a magic lamp and a genie popped out, granting you 3 wishes.
What would you wish for?

Call me a greedy bastid, but I wouldn't wish for world peace...

1. Eternal Youth
2. Immortality
3. and the ability to morph my body at will

*Edit* And you couldn't wish for a million more wishes or any amount of wishes

 

[viewton]

somebody has to say it...

1. Neverending amount of wishes

 

[imported_vr6]

I would wish the genie to give me all his power without turning me into a genie and live in that lamp my whole life.

 

[Pikachu]

Arghhh, I'm so disappointed! In my mind, there's only one Jeannie worth discussing!

 

[SaltBoy]

<< somebody has to say it...

1. Neverending amount of wishes >>



Remember what the Genie said in Aladdin: "Ix Nay on the wishing for more wishes."

As for my wishes, which I think are somewhat reasonable:

1. An increase in height (I'm a 5' 5" tall white boy)
2. No more car payments
3. A fun, challenging, and rewarding job

 

[LordJezo]

<<

<< somebody has to say it...

1. Neverending amount of wishes >>



Remember what the Genie said in Aladdin: "Ix Nay on the wishing for more wishes." >>



Wish for the ability to wish for more wishes.

 

[Nitemare]

I already edited my question...no wish for more wishes is allowed

 

[Keego]

1) Money Tree (money grows back, upgradable firmware for new bill versions)
2) Girl of my dreams
3) Control over other people's minds (jedi w00t)

 

[StormRider]

I would wish for the following:

1) A bigger ding dong

2) To make my ding dong the way it was (because all wishes have bad side effects -- the Genie would probably put a big tumorous growth on my ding dong and say, "Well, the tumor did make it bigger -- you didn't say how you want it bigger!"

3) I would then wish the Genie would be able to have what he/she wants. Perhaps freedom from having to live in a bottle all the time and always having to grant people's wishes.

 

[ManSnake]

1. Peaceful world (no violence, no war, no crimes)
2. Rid the world of every single diease
3. Make me perfect (no physical imperfections)

 

[Gunbuster]

1: Functional Nano Assembler, with all the programing hardware ect... (this takes care of health, money, phys. objects)

2: The fastest computer from 200 years in the future, loaded with a full historical database, and AI thats not evil or psychotic

3: ??

 

[Locutus of Board]

Make your tongue 10 feet long and lick my meatballs from across the room.

 

[StormRider]

<< Make your tongue 10 feet long and lick my meatballs from across the room. >>



I thought you wanted to have your number of posts stay at 6969 for awhile.

 

[StormRider]

Oh yeah, if the Genie looks like Barbara Eden of the "I Dream of Genie" TV show -- I would like to make out with her....

 

[blakeatwork]

1. Magic (like in PRG, not the lame card game)
2. Ability to advance or retract my age (that way you could always go through a "life cycle" and not be that weird mutant guy who never gets old...
3. Never have to eat or sleep, unless you wanted to. Think how much you could accomplish without wasting all that time and effort for mundane tasks.

 

[TheOverlord]

1. Control the world (i.e. Neo's control of the Matrix)
2. The ability to give up my new power at any time if I so choose.

thats all...i'd keep the third one in reserve tho i'd probably never use it. I wonder if I could invest it and get interest on it...so in 10 years it was 5 wishes instead of one....

 

[RedRooster]

1. The abilities and superpowers of EVERY superhero ever conceived of, and all powers would be integrated perfectly so there'd be no screwy "fireballs" being made inactive by someone else's "water" abilities.
2. Infinite wealth and power, or just wealth if I couldn't have both in one wish.
3. Give one wish to every person in the world, and make sure none of them wish harm on someone else.

There, that would fix up the world quite nicely, I think. Plus I'd be invincible which is a nice perk.

 

[Chin ma4102]

If you found a magic lamp and a genie popped out, granting you 3 wishes.
What would you wish for?

Call me a greedy bastid, but I wouldn't wish for world peace...

1. Eternal Youth
2. Immortality
3. and the ability to morph my body at will

*Edit* And you couldn't wish for a million more wishes or any amount of wishes

Just wish for the first one is
"I wish this isn't a dream"
and boom
you will get 2 wishes in real life
and got superpower or something else in real life

This maybe work but there's a low chance you dream about it again,
or you dream about it and wish for something useless in a dream.

 

[BoomerD]

Not again...

I was walking on the beach when I stumbled upon an object sticking up out of the sand. It looked old, so I grabbed my beach towel and started rubbing the sand off of it. To my amazement, a genie appeared.
"Oh great master, for freeing me from the bottle, I will grant you ONE wish." the genie said.

I thought about it for a while and said, "Genie, I want you to build me a road from California to Hawaii, complete with restaurants, motels, and fuel stations."

The genie replied, "Oh great master, the task you have wished for is impossible. The great oceanic depths, the wind, and the waves and the storms, along with the distance would prevent me from ever completing such a thing. Please ask me for something else."

So...I thought about it some more and told the genie, "OK then genie. I want to know EVERYTHING about women. What they think, how they think, why they think the things they do, why they do the things they do, just every thing about women."

The genie looked carefully at me for a few minutes...then he replied, "So...how many lanes are we building this bridge?"

 

[GodisanAtheist]

This is a top tier necro

10/10, 5 stars, Roger Ebert two thumbs way up

 

[BoomerD]

This is a top tier necro

10/10, 5 stars, Roger Ebert two thumbs way up

Ah hell...yes it is. almost 23 years. 👍

 

[Red Squirrel]

I guess it's safe to say that we didn't get world peace, considering what happened 11 days after the thread was made.

 

[igor_kavinski]

I would wish:

1) The ability to co-exist in anyone's body, feeling everything they feel and sending them hints or suggestions in their mind to help them if they are messed up or provide positive re-inforcement motivation to make them stronger and healthier.

2) Become permeable to dimensions and impervious to damage so I can visit anywhere in the Universe in less than a second, no matter how hot or cold.

3) The ability to cause molecules to disintegrate into individual atoms, transport them wherever I want in the Universe and make up whatever I want with them.

 

[snoopy7548]

1) $1 billion
2) Telekinesis
3) No health issues for the rest of my life

 

[brianmanahan]

1) free butter when i buy popcorn at the movie theater

2) unlimited breadsticks at any italian restaurant, not just olive garden

3) send me back in time to last thursday night so i can pay my phone bill on time