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I don't understand women going first

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You let the women, children, and elderly out and into the freezing water first so that you can then use their frozen bodies as a life raft so that you can survive and get to the strip club before happy hour ends.
 
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
What about the fact women already out populate men by a shitload?

Where do you get that 'fact' from?

ETA - Concentration on the 'shitload' remark.

Heard it on the radio or TV a long time ago, at the time it was 4-1 so could be higher now.

You shouldn't take everything you hear from Howard Stern or South Park so seriously.

:laugh:

I dont listen to either of those, but anyhow not finding anything concrete on the web and in fact some say more men then women, but those are from like 2006, so now I dunno who has the lead.

Human Sex Ratio

Apparently, males have made a huge comeback in the last three years. Probably by letting women and children (just girls, of course) go down with the ship. Or plane. Or whatever.

Seriously, dude. 4:1? How could you possibly believe that was accurate?
 
Originally posted by: BillGates
You let the women, children, and elderly out and into the freezing water first so that you can then use their frozen bodies as a life raft so that you can survive and get to the strip club before happy hour ends.

Couldn't you just strip the bodies and save the cover charge?
 
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
What about the fact women already out populate men by a shitload?

Where do you get that 'fact' from?

ETA - Concentration on the 'shitload' remark.

Heard it on the radio or TV a long time ago, at the time it was 4-1 so could be higher now.

Oh for the love of Benji. The difference is around a few percentage points.

For the OP, we say that women and children go first in the hopes that you get left behind.
 
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: TallBill
100 women and 1 man can repopulate. 100 men and 1 woman can't.

*crosses fingers he's the first man off the Titanic in his next life*

My grandmother was a survivor of the Titanic.

This is like shooting puppies in a barrel so I'll pass.

Also happens to be true.

Oh, I wasn't suggesting otherwise. I was thinking about the hundred men. 😉

She settled for one and lived to 88.

Arthur Ryerson gave her his life jacket and stayed behind. He was old school and did the right thing. There's a lot more to that story than is printed here. It's all in the book A Night To Remember, where my grandmother is quoted by name several times.

 
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
There's a lot of things you don't understand OP. Please don't bore us with them all. We'd have to make a forum for just you.

Another incredibly witty personal attack from oldsmoboat.

1000% deserved, dumbass
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
There's a lot of things you don't understand OP. Please don't bore us with them all. We'd have to make a forum for just you.

Another incredibly witty personal attack from oldsmoboat.
How is pointing out the obvious an attack? It's true that you rode the short bus to school. It's true that you constantly whine like a 6 year old girl. It's true that the sky is blue.
Facts are facts.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :heart:
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: rh71
have any of you been in a burning car/plane just about to explode? Well, exploding is probably only in the movies, but the adrenaline rush is still there... you don't know if you'd be thinking straight enough to say "oh women first!"

Right, so we know where to seat you on an airplane...Handcuffed to a landing gear.

wtf are you talking about you loon?
 
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
There's a lot of things you don't understand OP. Please don't bore us with them all. We'd have to make a forum for just you.

Another incredibly witty personal attack from oldsmoboat.
How is pointing out the obvious an attack? It's true that you rode the short bus to school. It's true that you constantly whine like a 6 year old girl. It's true that the sky is blue.
Facts are facts.

Accusing another member of being retarded is a personal attack. I don't think anyone would dispute that. It also serves no purpose. ATOT needs to review their manners.

He's not accusing, he's stating a fact.

It's irrelevant. If you meet an actual retarded kid on the street would you ask him if he rode the short bus and accuse him of being a stupid idiot? I hold the internet to the same standard.

Then do your part for internet standards and STOP POSTING FOREVER.

I do not personally attack other members.

Yet your posting is an attack on our sensibilities.

 
"Ladies first" is for the safety of the men. Think about it. How do you know there aren't hungry sharks in that water? How do you know that rescue rope won't snap under the weight of a human being?

Ladies first. Send the women out to test that shit. If they don't die then you know it's now safe for the men to go through. We only practice "Ladies first" in social situations so that they don't question it in dangerous situations. 😉
 
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Screw women and children. I'm getting out first!

every man for himself, ftw

Crazylady, at least you aren't alone in your stupidity.

my life > yours

Darwinism, ftw

Darwinism doesn't give a shit about your opinion. Therefore, Darwinism > you.
 
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Screw women and children. I'm getting out first!

every man for himself, ftw

Crazylady, at least you aren't alone in your stupidity.

my life > yours

Darwinism, ftw

I don't see where Darwinism comes into this equation; in fact, you're reference was rather pointless and dumb. Kind of goes along with what I said before: you're a moron. Congratulations.
 
I'd let almost anyone out ahead of me. Children definitely first. Followed by women as they have a slightly higher relevance in child rearing than men do (not so true anymore but its still obvious that women are more nurturing by nature). If a child is losing a parent, I'd rather it were the father than the mother.

As for me, I'll go last. I'm a 19 year old plain looking guy in the IT industry. There are million other dudes out there who could fill any role I currently possess (including being a replacement of me for my gf). They could do any of these roles far better than I ever could. There is no reason my life should come before anyone elses.

Also, I will be behind anyone younger than me. I've lived longer. Especially after age 50 I see no particular reason to be before anyone. I lived a life. At that point I'll only be able to offer less to society than I already do, I see no reason at that point to have any priority.
 
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Screw women and children. I'm getting out first!

every man for himself, ftw

Crazylady, at least you aren't alone in your stupidity.

my life > yours

Darwinism, ftw

and yet you're supposedly in ROTC training to be an Officer in the US Army.
I feel sorry for whatever unit you get sent to.

I'll fight more for someone else's life more than my own. I just hope to have a male kid at that point. Would like to groom him to be the professional baseball player his pops was too lazy to look to, but that's just a bonus - pushing the blood line is all that matters. Living to 80 is pointless. 😉

That and... Darwinism left humanity far long ago. We're retarded as fuck. Might some kind of brains but we're worse than most other animals. We just dress nicer. Primates in general are extremely capable but have too much mental baggage. I expect we'll never push past that, no primate has as of yet, and we'll prove to be another worthless experiment in life just like the dinosaurs.
 
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
There's a lot of things you don't understand OP. Please don't bore us with them all. We'd have to make a forum for just you.

Another incredibly witty personal attack from oldsmoboat.
How is pointing out the obvious an attack? It's true that you rode the short bus to school. It's true that you constantly whine like a 6 year old girl. It's true that the sky is blue.
Facts are facts.

Accusing another member of being retarded is a personal attack. I don't think anyone would dispute that. It also serves no purpose. ATOT needs to review their manners.

If they are, in fact, retarded, then it isn't a personal attack.

So I think that olds is in the clear.

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy

It's irrelevant. If you meet an actual retarded kid on the street would you ask him if he rode the short bus and accuse him of being a stupid idiot? I hold the internet to the same standard.

Further proof that you are, in fact, retarded.

Originally posted by: savoyboy
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Screw women and children. I'm getting out first!

every man for himself, ftw

Crazylady, at least you aren't alone in your stupidity.

my life > yours

Darwinism, ftw

If you get murdered by an angry mob after trampling the women and children on your way to the door, then I guess that chivalry IS a survival trait, after all.😉

Originally posted by: destrekor
That and... Darwinism left humanity far long ago. We're retarded as fuck. Might some kind of brains but we're worse than most other animals. We just dress nicer. Primates in general are extremely capable but have too much mental baggage. I expect we'll never push past that, no primate has as of yet, and we'll prove to be another worthless experiment in life just like the dinosaurs.

Dunno where you get these crazy ideas, but you're wrong.
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: destrekor
That and... Darwinism left humanity far long ago. We're retarded as fuck. Might some kind of brains but we're worse than most other animals. We just dress nicer. Primates in general are extremely capable but have too much mental baggage. I expect we'll never push past that, no primate has as of yet, and we'll prove to be another worthless experiment in life just like the dinosaurs.

Dunno where you get these crazy ideas, but you're wrong.

My mind is something that even I dare not try and interpret. 😛

But no. I'm right. What other animal goes to the extent we do to kill its own species? All for what? Idealism, territory, and other bullshit. Animals fight, mostly for leadership and rarely to kill.
Our small quarrels with the girlfriend's secret lover are about the closest thing that resembles. But that's the lowest of our dominance complex.

Primates are about the only major organisms that will actively engage their tribal dominance complex to seek out and kill the same species. Everything has to be grouped together, because we so innately desire to belong to a group, from the smallest to the largest. You get the fanboys over gadgets, brands - to the cults, the gangs - up to religion and ideals - and then to nations. But not only is it that, we actively seek to group everyone else. Opposing fanboys, gangs, random affiliations even if false, based on appearances - to bashing the people of other religions, sometimes killing over, and even simply skin color, and we even call it racial. We're one flippin race, the species has just adapted to different geography. You got the short people and even dwarfs, the different skin colors, bone structures, and even body shape differences. We even have to classify some of these as genetic abnormalities, as if its 'wrong' for their body to be like that. Recall how there was pygmies on some islands, and even in larger land-locked locales? Many of the things we see now could even be surviving mutations that ancestors of a long time ago had as survival adaptations. Our global breeding pattern though is now mixing all these random adaptations together, and sometimes strange things happen, even when a group carried something but had been basically genetically deactivated or repressed... could have mixed with other genetic code though, code not seen before in that group of people... get this over generations and things happen.
Note, the above is my theories. Some right, some a little more complex, and some likely far-fetched or plain wrong. Not a geneticist, so that's the most likely candidate for far-fetched/flat out wrong. The rest though... we retarded but are extremely adaptable. But we can't do things other than solve problems and educate. We requires problems or seemingly problematic circumstances to present themselves. So... we won't drastically change what we call humanity, until something forces us to. Like aliens, a devastating natural or unnatural disaster, etc. We can survive, but what's the point? If we just keep chugging along, odds are against us that we'll just die a lonely death as a species on this rock.

Short and sweet point - we need a hostile alien invasion if we want to become a better species. Here's to hoping 21Dec2012 is such an event. 😀
I'll be the first in line for the Space Marines, and suggest that we launch all our nukes at the bastards and hope that does something.
 
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: TallBill
100 women and 1 man can repopulate. 100 men and 1 woman can't.

Some of the videos in my porn collection beg to differ.

When you start thinking that your porn collection talks to you about serious matters of etiquette, you KNOW you have one serious problem.
 
I say the way it should work is if you're close to the exit you GTFO. You don't wait around to be courteous. You go out if you can, which in the end is better as it's one person less in the way. Imagine a cramped airplane where 100 people are all trying to get out of the same exit because the others can't be opened. Last thing you want is some guy staying on the side blocking half the exit and waiting for only woman to go first, and men accumulate and start being obstacles in the way. Sure help people get out faster where you can, but be sure you're not in the way.
 
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Screw women and children. I'm getting out first!

every man for himself, ftw

Crazylady, at least you aren't alone in your stupidity.

my life > yours

Darwinism, ftw

I don't see where Darwinism comes into this equation; in fact, you're reference was rather pointless and dumb. Kind of goes along with what I said before: you're a moron. Congratulations.

I think he (falsely) believe that "Darwinism" (fuck I hate that term) leads organisms to be totally selfish, that's where the reference comes from.
 
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Screw women and children. I'm getting out first!

every man for himself, ftw

Crazylady, at least you aren't alone in your stupidity.

my life > yours

Darwinism, ftw

I don't see where Darwinism comes into this equation; in fact, you're reference was rather pointless and dumb. Kind of goes along with what I said before: you're a moron. Congratulations.

I think he (falsely) believe that "Darwinism" (fuck I hate that term) leads organisms to be totally selfish, that's where the reference comes from.

Nope.

After Darwin's biological/genetic theory of natural selection came into widespread prominence in the mid-latter 1800's, craphead politico's latched onto it as an explanation and bastardized self-justification of why the rich and powerful were, well, rich and powerful.

This huge pile of shit is what is now called, derisively, Social Darwinism.

It is NOT science.

But it is what the almost totally ignorant kiddies here on OT almost always mean when they refer to "Darwinism."

It bears the same relation to actual Darwinian theory as decals on your Civic bear to genuine performance upgrades.

Darwin himself wouldn't have bothered to pee on a twerp like CrazyLazy if he were on fire.

 
Originally posted by: destrekor
<snip>
Not a geneticist,

flat out wrong.

Who told you that intelligence and cooperation were survival traits?

The proof is in the pudding, and our particular flavor has been taking over the globe lately.
 
Its every man for himself. If I wanna push/cut/shove in line, I will do so, especially if I'm involved in a life threatening situation. You can't pass your genes on if you're dead.
 
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