I don't understand goats

[Wag]

Why do people raise goats? They are awful. Goats milk tastes like pubes entering your mouth, and it looks stupid, too.

/Useless rant

 

[kogase]

Goat cheese is good, plus the meat is decent (pretty non-descript, but meat nonetheless).

 

[AnyMal]

0/10

 

[Lumathix]

meh

 

[Kilgor]

Anti- Goatite :|

 

[BooGiMaN]

like pubes entering your mouth ayyyy hmmmmm what have you been up to

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
like pubes entering your mouth ayyyy hmmmmm what have you been up to

He's been getting the milk straight from the goat, fresh from the teat.

 

[Squisher]

I think goat's milk yogurt is yummy, but my wife concurs with you about the pubes.

 

[Descartes]

Goat cheese is fantastic.

Have you ever been around goats? They're a lot of fun, at least when they're young. They eat everything, but they're pretty funny to play with. My buddy has several pygmy goats, and if you hold your hands out like you were a quarterback he'll charge and headbutt you. It's hilarious. He does it when you aren't looking too, but that's not so funny.

 

[altonb1]

/WORST.PARODY.EVER

 

[potato28]

Originally posted by: altonb1
/WORST.PARODY.EVER