I don't understand goatees

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Number1

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Excuse me, I am trying to grow a goatee here. I will NOT be detered by this tread. I can look the way I want if I want to.
 

LookingGlass

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Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: Garth
My GF demanded that I grow mine back. She claims it's better to kiss a man with a goatee/beard than a man who has even the most minute stubble. The inevitable five o'clock shadow is too prickly for her.

She's correct.

Yes, nothing like kissing a guy, and getting ring around the mouth, from the 5 o'clock shadow. Longer beard is better.
 

Sentinel

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That's rediculous, "just the pube patches," who the hell has pube patches on their face? Sicko!
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: Garth
My GF demanded that I grow mine back. She claims it's better to kiss a man with a goatee/beard than a man who has even the most minute stubble. The inevitable five o'clock shadow is too prickly for her.

She's correct.

Yes, nothing like kissing a guy, and getting ring around the mouth, from the 5 o'clock shadow. Longer beard is better.

Yep, Ryan should know...he's kissed plenty of guys ;)
 

meltdown75

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There's nothing wrong with goatees. Most people that don't agree with them can't grow one and should STFU.

I'll be sure to continue checking this forum for all the greatest fashion / hair / appearance do's & don'ts though.
 

rbV5

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I like my goatee, and sometimes don't mind pubes surrounding my mouth either. Odd you would say "people" rather than use a masculine term, since I recall few ladies sporting goatees...odder still that as a man you would give a rats ass about another guy's facial hair
 

chiwawa626

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I don't understand pubic hair....

Why do people grow pubic hair? They are awful. Why would you want pubes surrounding your mouth? And it looks stupid, too.
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: Garth
My GF demanded that I grow mine back. She claims it's better to kiss a man with a goatee/beard than a man who has even the most minute stubble. The inevitable five o'clock shadow is too prickly for her.

She's correct.

Yes, nothing like kissing a guy, and getting ring around the mouth, from the 5 o'clock shadow. Longer beard is better.

Yep, Ryan should know...he's kissed plenty of guys ;)

Hey now - I'm not a fan of facial hair :p I don't mind the roughness :p
 

LookingGlass

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: Garth
My GF demanded that I grow mine back. She claims it's better to kiss a man with a goatee/beard than a man who has even the most minute stubble. The inevitable five o'clock shadow is too prickly for her.

She's correct.

Yes, nothing like kissing a guy, and getting ring around the mouth, from the 5 o'clock shadow. Longer beard is better.

Yep, Ryan should know...he's kissed plenty of guys ;)

Was it good? Did you watch? :eek: ;)
 

NFS4

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: Garth
My GF demanded that I grow mine back. She claims it's better to kiss a man with a goatee/beard than a man who has even the most minute stubble. The inevitable five o'clock shadow is too prickly for her.

She's correct.

Yes, nothing like kissing a guy, and getting ring around the mouth, from the 5 o'clock shadow. Longer beard is better.

Yep, Ryan should know...he's kissed plenty of guys ;)

Hey now - I'm not a fan of facial hair :p I don't mind the roughness :p

Ohh, so you like it rough? Argh matey!!
 

NFS4

No Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: Garth
My GF demanded that I grow mine back. She claims it's better to kiss a man with a goatee/beard than a man who has even the most minute stubble. The inevitable five o'clock shadow is too prickly for her.

She's correct.

Yes, nothing like kissing a guy, and getting ring around the mouth, from the 5 o'clock shadow. Longer beard is better.

Yep, Ryan should know...he's kissed plenty of guys ;)

Was it good? Did you watch? :eek: ;)

I like to watch:shocked:
 

LookingGlass

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Jul 8, 2005
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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: Garth
My GF demanded that I grow mine back. She claims it's better to kiss a man with a goatee/beard than a man who has even the most minute stubble. The inevitable five o'clock shadow is too prickly for her.

She's correct.

Yes, nothing like kissing a guy, and getting ring around the mouth, from the 5 o'clock shadow. Longer beard is better.

Yep, Ryan should know...he's kissed plenty of guys ;)

Was it good? Did you watch? :eek: ;)

I like to watch:shocked:

So do I, I like it rough sometimes too. :eek:
 

shimsham

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May 9, 2002
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ive had one for 15yrs. and have heard only compliments from the women lucky enough to enjoy it.;) all the ladies i know like to tug on it....

i shave it about once every three months to start fresh and give the skin underneath a chance to breathe. now that im 30, the gray is coming in, but only on the two points of my chin. i think im gonna shave all but those two points and have two little gray horns, just to piss people like you off.
 

FeuerFrei

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Mar 30, 2005
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I have a goatee. Keep it shadowy. I don't understand it either. Makes no sense.