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I don't pee in urinals

oiprocs

oiprocs

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I just can't. Won't do it. Something about my ding-a-ling hanging out there for the world to watch just gets to me. I freeze up. I tell myself "piss man, let's go", but nothing happens.

So I always go into stalls. Always. It's better anyway, since I grab a piece of toilet paper at the end and dab the head. Don't need to shake and no wet marks on the front of my boxers/boxer-briefs.

Edit: To clarify, I don't sit down in the stall. I pee standing up. At home I sit down, like WaTaGuMp.


We don't care where you choose to pee or not to pee. Just don't do it on the moderator's lawn.

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Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I sit down to piss at home cause I hate urine splatter.
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i'd think about doing that, but it's impossible in the morning. stupid track houses and their standard length bowls.
 
I can piss just about anywhere too, but ive been noticing that it takes me a good long time to get going if i've been smoking the good stuff....alcohol has the opposite effect.

EDIT: This thread is full of homos. Oh ya, no offense.
 
OP is young and has never had "a beer drinkin' night" with the guys AND THEN went riding in someone's car.

And they won't stop...they are lost. And your bladder is the size of a Zeppelin...on steroids. And they won't stop. And tyou threaten to hang your wang out the window and piss all over the side of the car. But they won't stop.

Yah, you have a girly-man bladder.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
OP is young and has never had "a beer drinkin' night" with the guys AND THEN went riding in someone's car.

And they won't stop...they are lost. And your bladder is the size of a Zeppelin...on steroids. And they won't stop. And tyou threaten to hang your wang out the window and piss all over the side of the car. But they won't stop.

Yah, you have a girly-man bladder.
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So did you?
 
Originally posted by: scorpious
I just can't. Won't do it. Something about my ding-a-ling hanging out there for the world to watch just gets to me. I freeze up. I tell myself "piss man, let's go", but nothing happens.

So I always go into stalls. Always. It's better anyway, since I grab a piece of toilet paper at the end and dab the head. Don't need to shake and no wet marks on the front of my boxers/boxer-briefs.

Edit: To clarify, I don't sit down in the stall. I pee standing up. At home I sit down, like WaTaGuMp.
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Actually it's funny, I'm the same way. Glad to see I'm not the only one like that.

I can't pee if there's any one visibly seeing me, I don't know why, since really, I don't care, but it just wont come out. If they're making lot of noise it's even worse.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: MichaelD
OP is young and has never had "a beer drinkin' night" with the guys AND THEN went riding in someone's car.

And they won't stop...they are lost. And your bladder is the size of a Zeppelin...on steroids. And they won't stop. And tyou threaten to hang your wang out the window and piss all over the side of the car. But they won't stop.

Yah, you have a girly-man bladder.
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So did you?
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Dude, I have pissed all over, in, over, around and then some pretty much every natural, man-made and imaginary object on the face of this earth. If I had a nickel for every gallon of beer I expelled, Donald Trump would be my Valet Parking Beotch.
 
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