I don't know whether to beat my boys or laugh

[CPA]

I have a keylogger on my computer for the expressed purpose of checking my kids web surfing. Normally, the only thing I will see in one of my hourly emails (goes to my gmail account) is a series of letters because they are playing some computer game. Well, today was an entirely different matter. Here is the email I received at 5:30:

Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:32:35 PM

YouTube - Britney Spears Snaps - Mozilla Firefox
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Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:33:31 PM
YouTube - Britney Spears-Everybody`s fool - Mozilla Firefox
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Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:39:09 PM
YouTube - Britney Naked Vid - Mozilla Firefox
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Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:43:28 PM
YouTube - Britney Spears and Paris Hilton exposed naked on camera! - Mozilla Firefox
nude
Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:44:52 PM
YouTube - Petting my Pussy - Mozilla Firefox
nudity
Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:45:23 PM
YouTube - Alanis Nudity Skit - Mozilla Firefox
girls get naked
Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:52:09 PM
YouTube - Vanessa Hudgens Naked Pics - Read Description - Mozilla Firefox
real nudity
Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:52:37 PM
YouTube - Vanessa Hudgens Nude!!!! Real or fake? Evidence!!! - Mozilla Firefox
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Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:55:34 PM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. - Mozilla Firefox
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Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:56:41 PM
YouTube - Charity Hodges - South Beach Bikini Contest 2 - Mozilla Firefox
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Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:57:32 PM
YouTube - When She's Live On Cam She's Strip Teasing For Her Fans - Mozilla Firefox
high school naked girls

Firefox
Fri, Dec 07, 05:04:10 PM
YouTube - High Schooler Streaking and Falling naked - Mozilla Firefox
naked girls

Firefox
Fri, Dec 07, 05:05:23 PM
YouTube - nude sex horny hot upskirt Cute - Mozilla Firefox
girls showing off their breast

Firefox
Fri, Dec 07, 05:13:47 PM
YouTube - Breast Massage Technique - Mozilla Firefox
vagina

Firefox
Fri, Dec 07, 05:16:36 PM
YouTube - Porn! - Mozilla Firefox
hot girs nudity

Firefox
Fri, Dec 07, 05:25:23 PM
YouTube - mhmm - Mozilla Firefox
hot chicks gettin naked

I followed this up with a review of my browser History and confirmed someone had been looking for all kinds of porn on Youtube. I questioned my 14 year old son and ten year old son seperately and they both deny they were the ones searching for nudes/porn on youtube, but I suspect it was my 10 year old. He admitted doing another search for an inoccuous phrase, which was confirmed in a separate keylog report. But since both denied it, I chewed both of them out and banned both from the computer, all while trying to keep my laughter in.

 

[RESmonkey]

Let em?

 

[IronWing]

Could be worse...

 

[Exterous]

You could beat them while laughing. Nothing like thinking your dad is a lunatic to help straighten them out!

 

[buck]

I'm sure they are beating themselves enough as it is.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Could be worse...

yep, that's why i was laughing inside.

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
Let em?

I'd give them spelling lessons : P

pretty funny ...breast massage haha

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: buck
I'm sure they are beating themselves enough as it is.

I already suspect the 14 year old of doing that. 😀

 

[IronWing]

Incidentally, maybe not getting a webcam might be a good idea.

 

[mattocs]

Haha.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Silly kiddies...if it's pron they want, direct them to YouPorn! 😛

/sarcasm

Might be time for a chat about sex with your sons? I remember when I got busted looking at porn on the family computer when I was 14 (didn't know anything about the history or cookies, etc.). My dad wasn't mad at me, but he did take it as an opportunity to talk to me in a very approachable manner. I was astoundingly embarrassed by all of this 😱...it's funny now to look back at it :laugh:.

 

[Queasy]

Not porn related but I had a similar situation with 5-year old - trying to hold in the laughter while telling him he did something wrong.

We were at my brother's for Thanksgiving and we were getting ready to go take family pictures when my 5-year old nephew came into the living room and said, "I'm handsome!" Giggles abound and my son jokingly says, "No you're not, I'm handsome!" My mother chimes in, "All you boys are very handsome." My son responds, "Not Uncle Donnie. He's got a big ugly bald spot on his head!'

My mother doubled over and I was desperately trying to keep a straight face while telling him that that was not nice and go apologize to his uncle.

 

[Dacalo]

The kids have the right idea. That's hilarious.

 

[SearchMaster]

LOL. I posted a similar story about my 5 and 7 year old last year. The older one was telling the younger one (who is more computer literate), "do it, do it!" I walked in just in time to see him click Go on google. Fortunately he misspelled "naked" and pulled up girls in v-necked sweaters.

 

[m1ldslide1]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha
Silly kiddies...if it's pron they want, direct them to YouPorn! 😛

/sarcasm

Might be time for a chat about sex with your sons? I remember when I got busted looking at porn on the family computer when I was 14 (didn't know anything about the history or cookies, etc.). My dad wasn't mad at me, but he did take it as an opportunity to talk to me in a very approachable manner. I was astoundingly embarrassed by all of this 😱...it's funny now to look back at it :laugh:.

Yeah, I received a candid 'talk' as a result of this too:

Son, I'm not gonna preach at you, but if your Mom finds this stuff she'll have an absolute fit. So quit it.

 

[Syringer]

When I first got the internet in 5th grade (I was 10 at the time too) all I could do was look for bewbies and I grew up to be (fairly) normal!

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Syringer
When I first got the internet in 5th grade (I was 10 at the time too) all I could do was look for bewbies and I grew up to be (fairly) normal!

Spider!

😉

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2125893&enterthread=y

 

[potoba]

hehe, when was the first time you see pron?

 

[Epic Fail]

Beat them for wanting to see Britney nude, so many hotter people out there.

 

[Linux23]

nothing wrong with making the man salsa 😀

 

[newb111]

Sounds like your boys wanted to beat their boys

 

[invidia]

Be happy that it wasn't this:

Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:32:35 PM

YouTube - Two men going at it - Mozilla Firefox
gay men sex
Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:33:31 PM
YouTube - Two man midgets double teaming blackie - Mozilla Firefox
midgets gay black
Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:39:09 PM
YouTube - Legolas naked - Mozilla Firefox
legolas sex nude
Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:43:28 PM
YouTube - Brad pitt exposed naked on camera! - Mozilla Firefox
brad pitt nude pics video
Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:44:52 PM
YouTube - Petting my schlong - Mozilla Firefox
man masturbate
Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:45:23 PM
YouTube - Alanis Nudity Skit - Mozilla Firefox
girls get naked
Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:52:09 PM
YouTube - Brad Pitt nude pics - Read Description - Mozilla Firefox
real men penises
Firefox


Fri, Dec 07, 04:55:34 PM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. - Mozilla Firefox
live man showing real boobs and penis
naked men
Firefox

Fri, Dec 07, 04:56:41 PM
YouTube - Charity Balls - Men sharing contest - Mozilla Firefox
men sshowing private parts
Firefox

 

[ric1287]

well if they are smart enough, they realize now that you are tracking them. They will find a way, always.

 

[irishScott]

IIRC I started to do similar stuff in 6th grade. Learning how to delete history and circumvent monitoring software is actually what got me into computers lol 😀

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: m1ldslide1

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha
Silly kiddies...if it's pron they want, direct them to YouPorn! 😛

/sarcasm

Might be time for a chat about sex with your sons? I remember when I got busted looking at porn on the family computer when I was 14 (didn't know anything about the history or cookies, etc.). My dad wasn't mad at me, but he did take it as an opportunity to talk to me in a very approachable manner. I was astoundingly embarrassed by all of this 😱...it's funny now to look back at it :laugh:.

Yeah, I received a candid 'talk' as a result of this too:

Son, I'm not gonna preach at you, but if your Mom finds this stuff she'll have an absolute fit. So quit it.

Lucky. My dad tried to convince me that the girls on those sites were exploited and told me "you never know who's standing behind the camera with a gun", ending up making me feel weird and put me into a moral crisis. It worked for about a month.

Keep in mind that I was watching normal, straight, run-of-the-mill porn. Nothing sick or messed up.

Now I realize that it was total bullshit (unless you count those really fucked up bondage/rape sites *shudder* , I didn't view these, but I inevitably ran into a couple and was all OMGWTFCASTRATETHESEBASTARDS).