You're just a fricking bore is all. Don't worry, you'll be more exciting as you get older.
Ok, some suggestions:
a) Alcohol - a good bottle of Maker's Mark, Johnny Walker, or Vox/Grey Goose/Belvedere should hit the spot.
b) car accessories - new head unit, ipod (or whatever the hottest mp3 car portable is), car stereo, car vac, g/c to an auto place to go towards new tires/brakes/oil change etc..
c) DVD's or DVD boxsets
d) TOOLS - since most of you already fall into this category, you probably don't know how to appreciate a nice new 16gallon shop vac, circular/mitre saw, leaf blower, cordless drill, or if you don't know wtf you want get a g/c to Home Depot or Lowes; when you get there if you can't find anything you are a waste of life
e) New sheets - get the satin sheets for when the ladies come over... oh wait that never happens! It's probably time to replace those crusty, washed-once-in-5-month Transformer sheets that you still have from 7th grade. Yes jayn I'm talking to you.
f) Computer sht. It's the real reason you made it here, isn't it? If you can't think of an upgrade like a mobo or CPU, portable memory, dvd burner or memory then you don't deserve the title of geek
g) For the rich lawyers, oil tycoons, or doctors: Hoe Hoe Hoes!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS! 😉