"I dont know if I'm still a virgin!"

[PAB]

If I ever write a book, I'm using that as the opening line.

The other night, I'm with my running crew at the bar. We're discussing stupid things that have happened while inebriated, and the lamest response came from me - I took off my pants and jumped into a hot tub. Eventually we got to my friend Pete and he said that he went to an anime con once, got so drunk that he had no idea what the hell happened - and woke up in bed with a girl, naked the following morning not knowing where the hell he was.

So he finds his clothes, and stumbles upon a condom wrapper and says to himself.

"I'm catholic. I'm not supposed to have premarital sex. I dont know if I'm still a virgin!"

I nearly spit out my sprite after that.

 

[FoBoT]

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[AgaBoogaBoo]

you were at a bar drinking sprite?

 

[akshatp]

Dude.. Seriously. You should ban yourself

 

[tasmanian]

With the 2 threads ive seen pab post before, im going to guess this is a lie.

 

[miniMUNCH]

This space for sale...

Edit: I have lines that are way better for the start of a book.

 

[her209]

Did he follow up that line with a "I don't know if I'm a sexual offender."? :laugh:

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
you were at a bar drinking sprite?

lawl what a looser

 

[gooseman]

I do know that you are an idiot.

 

[Rastus]

If you were to write a scroll, what would the opening line be?

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
you were at a bar drinking sprite?

I was the forward drunk controller. Someone had to take responsiblity for the lot.

 

[AbAbber2k]

"Running Crew"?

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: PAB
So he finds his clothes, and stumbles upon a condom wrapper and says to himself.

Well, theres the wrapper... you should have asked him if he ever found the condom. The contents of said condom would have answered his question.

 

[tasmanian]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: PAB
So he finds his clothes, and stumbles upon a condom wrapper and says to himself.

Well, theres the wrapper... you should have asked him if he ever found the condom. The contents of said condom would have answered his question.

I dont think theres someone to ask.

 

[Rastus]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
"Running Crew"?

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Here they are.

 

[Quasmo]

This story is without a doubt, a lie, you mentioned that you have friends, and clearly, you have none.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Rastus

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
"Running Crew"?

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Here they are.

I know before I even click that, it's Lee Hotti.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
This story is without a doubt, a lie, you mentioned that you have friends, and clearly, you have none.

But I do believe he was drinking sprite at a bar. I don't think he can legally drink yet.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

He couldn't ask the girl if the naked spooning lead to forking?

TOO MUCH LOGIC FTL!

 

[pcnerd37]

This is why I refuse to drink. I want to realize what im doing the first time I get some.

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: pcnerd37
This is why I refuse to drink. I want to realize what im doing the first time I get some.

Maybe it will be the only way it will happen.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: PAB
We're discussing stupid things that have happened while inebriated, and the lamest response came from me

This is a given in any conversation/situation involving you.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
you were at a bar drinking sprite?

I was the forward drunk controller. Someone had to take responsiblity for the lot.

Yeah, so I guess you drove them all back home in your Ford Cobra once your Rolex indicated 2AM, right?

I hope you bought all their drinks with that massive State Farm fraud...I mean settlement.

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
you were at a bar drinking sprite?

I was the forward drunk controller. Someone had to take responsiblity for the lot.

Yeah, so I guess you drove them all back home in your Ford Cobra once your Rolex indicated 2AM, right?

I hope you bought all their drinks with that massive State Farm fraud...I mean settlement.

What is it with y'all and insurance fraud quips? I've just had more claims than normal people because people keep crashing into me.

And FWIW, I dont have a cobra and I dont wear a rolex. I own a fastback mustang and I own a GMT, but I dont play with either in public.