I don't know how to approach my estranged son

Barfo

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So, the other day my son asked me to buy something for him in a neighboring town I visited and I totally forgot, I felt so bad about it even though the doctor told me it's normal to forget things because I'm old.

He got really pissed off for this and I've been thinking of ways to make it up to him so I got some beer in the hopes that he would come over and talk to his old man for a while, but I was afraid to ask since he rarely visits his family anymore, so I figured that since he is an expert in computation technology (I'm so proud of him) I'd ask him to come fix my machine and we could spend a couple hours together, so I called him and he refused, he's so busy these days, god bless him.
 

trmiv

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LOL, I almost responded "ask him to fix your computer" until I read the post realized what was going on here. You sly bastard.
 

TehMac

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Is there some internet meme that has just come up I am unaware of? :confused:
 

MotF Bane

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Originally posted by: Barfo
So, the other day my son asked me to buy something for him in a neighboring town I visited and I totally forgot, I felt so bad about it even though the doctor told me it's normal to forget things because I'm old.

He got really pissed off for this and I've been thinking of ways to make it up to him so I got some beer in the hopes that he would come over and talk to his old man for a while, but I was afraid to ask since he rarely visits his family anymore, so I figured that since he is an expert in computation technology (I'm so proud of him) I'd ask him to come fix my machine and we could spend a couple hours together, so I called him and he refused, he's so busy these days, god bless him.

Deserves to be quoted for posterity.
 

spidey07

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Call him up and play "cat's in the craddle" and if that doesn't make him come over, disown the little ungrateful piece of shit and never talk to him again.
 

ViviTheMage

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I had not even read the previous ' WTF my dad is a baby' thread, realizing that this was a horrid attempt to a Parody...nice try Barfo. Parody's NEVER work.
 

Lamont Burns

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Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
I had not even read the previous ' WTF my dad is a baby' thread, realizing that this was a horrid attempt to a Parody...nice try Barfo. Parody's NEVER work.

Nice attempt at the English language.