I don't have a job title. ...make one up for me

[rudeguy]

I don't have a job title. I would like one and I would like atot to make one up for me.

What do I do? I fix shit mostly. So it should sound technical but it should also not mean anything. The more engrish the better.

 

[Theb]

Reengineering Technical Specialist

 

[SolMiester]

Problem Solver

 

[Red Squirrel]

End-user Device Repair Guy.

On serious note, Electronics Technician is probably a proper title.

 

[Jaepheth]

Kopros Technikos

translated online for:
Shit Technician - one who fixes shit; or is shit at fixing things.

It's a play on words you see.

 

[KlokWyze]

Well.... WTF do you fix? "Stuff"

Level 3 Stuff Support?

 

[nickbits]

Sr. Repair Engineer

 

[JManInPhoenix]

Director of Strategic Initiatives

 

[Pardus]

Central Configuration Planner

 

[rudeguy]

Director of Strategic Initiatives

Very nice....

Central Configuration Planner

 

[-slash-]

Technical Rehabilitation Specialist.

 

[jhu]

fluffer

 

[Sonikku]

Vice Assistant Manager of Toiletry Affairs.

 

[eldorado99]

Senior Butt Inspector/Smeller

 

[Lifted]

VP, FSM

Vice Peon, Fixing Shit Mostly

 

[Away]

Erection Engineer
Shaft Serviceman

 

[mmntech]

Junior-Senior manager of maintenance operations

 

[Soundmanred]

Technician Entrenched in Minor Parts.
TEMP.

 

[gorcorps]

Senior Equipment Function Enhancement Specialist

 

[arkcom]

Janitor

 

[IronWing]

Tittlehummer

 

[sdifox]

Ball Grid Array Slave

 

[IronWing]

Comfort Woman

 

[blankslate]

FRG... easy to figure out the rest.

 

[JechtShot]

Assistant to the Regional Manager.