(This rant comes replaying Mass Effect and now going back to Mass Effect 2; I beat this game months ago, so if I fall short on points, sorry.)
Here is the way I see it, the story starts out like I thought it would, " Sweet! This looks interesting!" Right? Universe is going to hell, the evil dudes are coming to blow everyone up and Shepard comes to the rescue after being dead! :biggrin:
I get introduced to this dude who apparently owns my soul and tells me what to do and not to do, so f'that.:hmm:
I get my ship back and I get to build up my team, sounds like it should, Ok.
First thing I try to do for the sake of sense, is try to follow up with my love interest in ME1. So I set out to search for that blue lady who now appears to run an equally corrupt version of Wall Street (Guns included). She wanted a divorce, so I punched a baby in the face and walked away.
So since she's too busy giving everyone "the business", I set out to find Garrus(who p.s. if a ****ing badass):twisted:. 404-Disappointment not found, best part of the entire game. :awe:
After doing that, I set off to find my BBFF and now general president of the council of the world who...apparently still can't do anything because he's human. :whiste:
Ok...So now I have to go find the rest of the dudes who apparently seem to be more important than all the members of the President's Cabinet combined because they have 6,000 dudes between them and saving the f'ing universe.
All of them, stereotypical, predictable, bland, except for the British lady and the cool black guy.
After that, I start spamming pods into planets to upgrade my "top of the line" ship.
10 hours later...that was some boring, repetitive cover-based, crap.
Obvious final quest is obvious:
1. Find portal to boss base.
2a. if you were dumb enough to not use google, blow up and die.
2b. If you were smart enough to listen to what the characters told you, you live and your ship isn't blown to bits.
3.Break into base, kill all the janitors and the housekeeping lady with the funny accent.
4. Find human shaped reaper, blow it up.
5. Decide to whether you want to piss off millionaire-man or not.
6. Game over.
Here come the other two bagillion dudes to f more stuff up. Shocking. :|
Worst, most expensive, scavenger hunt game EVER.
I tried doing all of the side quest, but they all played the same except for the fact that you didn't add someone to your party at the end.
Break into planetary base 1, 2 kill a bunch of dudes with guns that starting shooting at you because you ran out of sugar 3,4 find leader enemy boss while walking over the remains of puny aliens who couldn't stop lighting shooting our of your hands, 5, 6 shoot leader enemy boss in the face and loot his futuristic high school locker, 6,7.
The whole sex scene mess is your usually over hyped Fox news 1 hour segment catalyst. Gameplay has improved, voice acting is meh. Game is obvious console port, runs like crap, no mods, very little customization, crappy textures, limited settings, horrid AA, Meh controls.
Come at me brahs.
Here is the way I see it, the story starts out like I thought it would, " Sweet! This looks interesting!" Right? Universe is going to hell, the evil dudes are coming to blow everyone up and Shepard comes to the rescue after being dead! :biggrin:
I get introduced to this dude who apparently owns my soul and tells me what to do and not to do, so f'that.:hmm:
I get my ship back and I get to build up my team, sounds like it should, Ok.
First thing I try to do for the sake of sense, is try to follow up with my love interest in ME1. So I set out to search for that blue lady who now appears to run an equally corrupt version of Wall Street (Guns included). She wanted a divorce, so I punched a baby in the face and walked away.
So since she's too busy giving everyone "the business", I set out to find Garrus(who p.s. if a ****ing badass):twisted:. 404-Disappointment not found, best part of the entire game. :awe:
After doing that, I set off to find my BBFF and now general president of the council of the world who...apparently still can't do anything because he's human. :whiste:
Ok...So now I have to go find the rest of the dudes who apparently seem to be more important than all the members of the President's Cabinet combined because they have 6,000 dudes between them and saving the f'ing universe.
All of them, stereotypical, predictable, bland, except for the British lady and the cool black guy.
After that, I start spamming pods into planets to upgrade my "top of the line" ship.
10 hours later...that was some boring, repetitive cover-based, crap.
Obvious final quest is obvious:
1. Find portal to boss base.
2a. if you were dumb enough to not use google, blow up and die.
2b. If you were smart enough to listen to what the characters told you, you live and your ship isn't blown to bits.
3.Break into base, kill all the janitors and the housekeeping lady with the funny accent.
4. Find human shaped reaper, blow it up.
5. Decide to whether you want to piss off millionaire-man or not.
6. Game over.
Here come the other two bagillion dudes to f more stuff up. Shocking. :|
Worst, most expensive, scavenger hunt game EVER.
I tried doing all of the side quest, but they all played the same except for the fact that you didn't add someone to your party at the end.
Break into planetary base 1, 2 kill a bunch of dudes with guns that starting shooting at you because you ran out of sugar 3,4 find leader enemy boss while walking over the remains of puny aliens who couldn't stop lighting shooting our of your hands, 5, 6 shoot leader enemy boss in the face and loot his futuristic high school locker, 6,7.
The whole sex scene mess is your usually over hyped Fox news 1 hour segment catalyst. Gameplay has improved, voice acting is meh. Game is obvious console port, runs like crap, no mods, very little customization, crappy textures, limited settings, horrid AA, Meh controls.
Come at me brahs.
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