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conjur

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Were you there? Do you know the exact circumstances?

Go away...you've been quiet for a while and this is all you have?

:roll:
 
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nutxo

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LOL.

I cant wait for the skits on SNL. Itll be just like the old ones with Ford.
 
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nutxo

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Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Well at least he wasn't almost annihilated by a pretzel.
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Yeh. but remember when Kerry couldnt find a jockstrap in size extra extra vienna sausage?
 
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RabidMongoose

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Maybe we can have a bicycle, a pretzel, and a Segway scooter in a comedy show with both Kerry and Bush.

Kerry can ride his bicycle around and fall. He was also pretty funny looking with a motorcycle on Leno.

Bush can be eating a pretzel, choke on it, and then fall off of his Segway.

Maybe we can involve a poo flinging monkey for more laughs.
 
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nutxo

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Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Maybe we can have a bicycle, a pretzel, and a Segway scooter in a comedy show with both Kerry and Bush.

Kerry can ride his bicycle around and fall. He was also pretty funny looking with a motorcycle on Leno.

Bush can be eating a pretzel, choke on it, and then fall off of his Segway. Maybe we can involve a poo flinging monkey for more laughs.
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:D
 
CADsortaGUY

CADsortaGUY

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Originally posted by: conjur
Were you there? Do you know the exact circumstances?

Go away...you've been quiet for a while and this is all you have?

:roll:
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:roll: I haven't been quiet - I've just chosen to not respond to your excessive pomposity.;)

CkG
 
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dmcowen674

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Originally posted by: conjur
Were you there? Do you know the exact circumstances?

Go away...you've been quiet for a while and this is all you have?

:roll:
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This is all CAD can attack the big clumsy Ox with?

How sad. His Fearless Liar will need a lot more than this to be saved.
 
SagaLore

SagaLore

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This is stupid, why are journalists wasting time with a "story" like this? :(
 
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heartsurgeon

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he fell off a $6,000 bicycle!!

he probably needs a CAT scan to make sure he didn't hurt his head.....
 
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RabidMongoose

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Originally posted by: heartsurgeon
he fell off a $6,000 bicycle!!

he probably needs a CAT scan to make sure he didn't hurt his head.....
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Bush fell off of a $5000 Segway, a far more advanced vehicle, too.

He also choked on a pretzel.
 
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SuperTool

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I've fallen off a snowboard and fallen off my bike. Kerry sounds like my kind of president.
And if I had Kerry's money, my bike would be $6K too.
 
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drewshin

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before bush falls off his segway, we'll catch a picture of him with half his index finger up his nose for a few minutes like at that baseball game :)
 
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chess9

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First of all, if Kerry paid $5000 or more for a Serotta he's too dumb to be President. And it looks like it has Shimano components, so he really got screwed. Also, I've seen pics of Kerry skiing. Very scary. I would not give that guy any toys that require physical coordination. He probably needs a seeing eye dog to get laid. :)

Bush, on the other hand has some decent 5K and up times. So at least he can run, if gum is not involved. :) I believe his 5K time from several years ago was around 20:30 and his marathon best was 3:44, which isn't too bad for a guy who is built more like me than a runner. That time is about 10-15 years old though.

-Robert
 
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vanln

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Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY
was that only for snowboards;)

Just some kerry news. I'm not sure it's really an issue, but it's interesting none the less since his comments after his little snowboard tumble. IMO it's easier to fall on a snowboard than a bike - even if there is "sand" on the road.

CkG
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Dude ,
I like your song Kerry baby . Can I forward to friend ? They love it


[:D][:p][:D][:p]
 
CADsortaGUY

CADsortaGUY

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Originally posted by: vanln
Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY
was that only for snowboards;)

Just some kerry news. I'm not sure it's really an issue, but it's interesting none the less since his comments after his little snowboard tumble. IMO it's easier to fall on a snowboard than a bike - even if there is "sand" on the road.

CkG
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Dude ,
I like your song Kerry baby . Can I forward to friend ? They love it


[:D][:p][:D][:p]
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It's actually Paul Shanklin's parody song;) But sure - knock yourself out.:D

CkG
 
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vanln

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By end of this week a least 10,000 peoples will sing this song
Kerry baby yae yae flip flop tonight
hehehe
Thank man
I start love Paul S

[:D][:p][:D][:p][:D][:p]
 
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Zephyr106

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: nutxo
LOL.

I cant wait for the skits on SNL. Itll be just like the old ones with Ford.
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Not so long as that raging liberal witch is the head writer.
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Liberal media got you down again?

Zephyr
 
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Strk

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Originally posted by: Zephyr106
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: nutxo
LOL.

I cant wait for the skits on SNL. Itll be just like the old ones with Ford.
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Not so long as that raging liberal witch is the head writer.
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Liberal media got you down again?

Zephyr
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While I don't want to defend anyone, but SNL does suck ;)

Damn liberals! :roll:
 
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