I discovered the most amazing Valentine gift ever. WARNING!

[Hugo Drax]

Oh my, this can be so fun. Once you see, you cannot unsee. WARNING DO NOT CLICK or you cannot unsee this. it would be like taking the red pill. Go ahead, check them all out.

http://www.ashtondrake.com/products/302145001_orangutan-doll-in-a-tuxedo.html

Soooo. whats the deal with this?

 

[brycejones]

Shouldn't this be in off topic or better yet the retarded threads forum?

 

[Hugo Drax]

Ooops. please move. This is too good of a deal on these "Fine adult collectible" to pass up.

 

[Svnla]

I would not buy that as a VDay present and $100 for that?

 

[Hugo Drax]

I would not buy that as a VDay present and $100 for that?

You don't think your significant other would find this a unique present. Just imagine having it delivered in a gift box to her job so she can be surprised along with her co-workers. She can run her hands through the luxurious life like orange orangutan hair while her jealous co-workers wished they got a "Real monkey" of their own. It would make for an unforgettable V-day.

its 100+ because of the handcrafted nature. 🙂

 

[MrSquished]

wtf. this is idiotic

 

[Blue_Max]

Dead link?

All that's left are these: http://www.bradfordexchange.ca/search/orangutan.html

Many more with "monkey" instead: http://www.bradfordexchange.ca/search/monkey.html

Bleh. Whatever turns her crank, I guess.......

Was this the original item?

 

[JSt0rm]

well this went over like all of hugo drax's threads.

 

[Blue_Max]

well this went over like all of hugo drax's threads.

Can't stop thread-crapping to save your life, eh? 😉

 

[HomerJS]

Dead link?

All that's left are these: http://www.bradfordexchange.ca/search/orangutan.html

Many more with "monkey" instead: http://www.bradfordexchange.ca/search/monkey.html

Bleh. Whatever turns her crank, I guess.......

Was this the original item?

Probably knows more about the Middle East settlements then the real thing

 

[JSt0rm]

Can't stop thread-crapping to save your life, eh? 😉

you cant stop this wit. Im proud of you for not making this about your victimhood though.

 

[Mai72]

There is this lady on YT who has these type of dolls. She's nutty.She talks to them. Bathes them, feeds them, tickles, etc...

 

[John Connor]

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Late entry into the Dumbest Thread of 2016 contest? I honestly can't think of another reason for this to exist.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Just looks like a normal souvenir shop to me. Expensive, but rather unique nic nacs.