Exactly...I think he left that part out on purpose
It can't be like that sex while sleeping article, he said his gf found it hard to believe when he said he doesn't remember being awake having sex, so he was awake...he just fell asleep and didn't remember.
Well, very rarely I am able to masturbate while asleep, or in other words, have a 'wet dream.' It takes no effort from me, which is what makes it so odd. How can it happen by itself, with no manipulation? However, I remember them when I wake up.
Heh damn what is wrong with all you people?
I think he hit the nail on the head. I do remember a lot about that from some of my psych classes. I dont think youre quite understanding the whole story. She has two roomates, and they were wide awake, and I was dead tired cause I had been up for almost 30 hours, so I went to sleep before we had an adequate chance to get it on. I told her she had better "wake me up" at some point in the middle of the night.
So I was totally asleep when she started, and it had to be quiet to begin with cause of the roomates, so I wasnt exactly knocked into awakeness to begin with.
I didnt fall asleep during, it wasnt an "attack", and if you cant understand how she could still enjoy herself while I'm half asleep, then youre probably either an idiot, a virgin, or just inadequate.
Of course all of you that have anything bad to say can kiss my ass, cause apparently I get more while I'm passed out then most of you can when youre awake and trying hard.
And LOL....Early morning fluid levels were inconclusive. She does admit theres a possibility she dreamed it, but its nothing really out of the ordinary, and it doesnt really matter anyways.
Just thought it was pretty funny, not that I have a problem that needs solving.
I think he hit the nail on the head. I do remember a lot about that from some of my psych classes. I dont think youre quite understanding the whole story. She has two roomates, and they were wide awake, and I was dead tired cause I had been up for almost 30 hours, so I went to sleep before we had an adequate chance to get it on. I told her she had better "wake me up" at some point in the middle of the night.
So I was totally asleep when she started, and it had to be quiet to begin with cause of the roomates, so I wasnt exactly knocked into awakeness to begin with.
I didnt fall asleep during, it wasnt an "attack", and if you cant understand how she could still enjoy herself while I'm half asleep, then youre probably either an idiot, a virgin, or just inadequate.
Of course all of you that have anything bad to say can kiss my ass, cause apparently I get more while I'm passed out then most of you can when youre awake and trying hard.
And LOL....Early morning fluid levels were inconclusive. She does admit theres a possibility she dreamed it, but its nothing really out of the ordinary, and it doesnt really matter anyways.
Just thought it was pretty funny, not that I have a problem that needs solving.
apoppin
Lifer
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Hey, if you can make somebody happy and not even wake up to do it,lol, why question it,just call it a good night !
wow that's weird....but i've heard of that before. i wouldn't like to know i had sex with someone who was asleep though. :Q
Siddhartha
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I do foreplay in my sleep. My girlfriend complained that I would stop by the time she got interested. I told her to wake me up to finish the job.
HOLY F'N SH!T that is the funniest word I have ever heard: "penish".
bahaha it works on so many levels!
Two other patients, in addition to being a pest to their bed buddies, were described as a threat to themselves. These patients suffered repeated episodes of masturbation, some so violent that they awoke with morning bruises and soreness.
I'm sorry, I just couldnt help but giggle at the one.
Dude, you're right! Everybody is staring at me now because I was LOL.... heh that's hilarious...... I think it is sig-worthy too...
zs
narzy,
there's a wonderful new invention called the "EDIT" button... you should try it...
zs
EDIT: See, it looks like this.
there's a wonderful new invention called the "EDIT" button... you should try it...
zs
EDIT: See, it looks like this.
I had an ex-g/f who would have entire conversations in her sleep.
How else do you think I verified that she was cheating on me. :|
people who sleep talk don't lie because their sub-conscience won't allow it
fun eh?
Damnit, my ex never woke up well and sure didn't want to make full use of morning wood. I can only imagine what'd she'd say about this.
Originally posted by: zsouthboy
Dude, you're right! Everybody is staring at me now because I was LOL.... heh that's hilarious...... I think it is sig-worthy too...
zs
W00t i'm in a sig. Dang man can I get my name bolded or somethin, cmon now.
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