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I cut myself

TehMac

TehMac

Diamond Member
but on my lip. 🙁


I was shaving, and then I was pissed that I still had a bit left above my upper lip, and it's all annoying and soft and looks lame, so I pressed harder than usual, and well, I cut my philtrum.

Its bleeding a bit, but yeah, makes me a sad panda, and a little irritated.


I need to look into those Mach 3 turbos.
 
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
I forgot to tell you, I used that razor to shave my balls.

I am deeply sorry.
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:| You bastard, I thought I gave you a seperate razor for that!!! :|
 
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
I forgot to tell you, I used that razor to shave my balls.

I am deeply sorry.
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:| You bastard, I thought I gave you a seperate razor for that!!! :|
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Oh, I thought that one was for my ass hairs.
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Those two, why can't you just economize, and use one for both? Frankly, they're the same sort of area, and if you have any qualms, just wash the blade with hot water first, instead of using my philtrum, you arse.
 
Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
I forgot to tell you, I used that razor to shave my balls.

I am deeply sorry.
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:| You bastard, I thought I gave you a seperate razor for that!!! :|
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Oh, I thought that one was for my ass hairs.
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Those two, why can't you just economize, and use one for both? Frankly, they're the same sort of area, and if you have any qualms, just wash the blade with hot water first, instead of using my philtrum, you arse.
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Because nothing can kill anus germs. 😕
 
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Don't forget to splash on a little aftershave, or rubbing alcohol.
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I dont have any aftershave. 🙁 I put on shaving cream before hand, but unfortunately, not enough, and my philtrum was drying off in a hurry.
 
Originally posted by: elwood
Originally posted by: TehMac



I need to look into those Mach 3 turbos.
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I've cut my lip once before with my Mach 3 turbo.
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Really? Did you get it off Amazon? I ask because I heard those sucked, lots of defects and so forth.
 
Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
not on my wrists
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Please? 😛
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No not tonight, but maybe your penis tomorrow.
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Ooooh, kinky. So, I'll wear the mask then? What's the safety word?

P.S.
How'd you know I had a paper machete fetish? :Q
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I have an Al Gore mask, so I can take care of that. The safety word is: I LIEK BUKKAKE!!!
 
Originally posted by: TehMac
but on my lip. 🙁


I was shaving, and then I was pissed that I still had a bit left above my upper lip, and it's all annoying and soft and looks lame, so I pressed harder than usual, and well, I cut my philtrum.

Its bleeding a bit, but yeah, makes me a sad panda, and a little irritated.


I need to look into those Mach 3 turbos.
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I think I have a Mach 3 Fusion (?) and cut myself really bad a month back. It was my second time ever with a shaver, got overconfident and started pushing down. Turns out 3 angled blades can fillet quite a bit of skin... Man that hurt like hell and made me look weird above my lip. Almost like I had the herp.
 
Originally posted by: Imp
Originally posted by: TehMac
but on my lip. 🙁


I was shaving, and then I was pissed that I still had a bit left above my upper lip, and it's all annoying and soft and looks lame, so I pressed harder than usual, and well, I cut my philtrum.

Its bleeding a bit, but yeah, makes me a sad panda, and a little irritated.


I need to look into those Mach 3 turbos.
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I think I have a Mach 3 Fusion (?) and cut myself really bad a month back. It was my second time ever with a shaver, got overconfident and started pushing down. Turns out 3 angled blades can fillet quite a bit of skin... Man that hurt like hell and made me look weird above my lip. Almost like I had the herp.
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Haha, yeah I got a similar reaction from some of my friends today, but that's interesting. I had been shaving with the razor for sometime, but annoyingly, I have this peach fuzz that is really fucking annoying, and I was trying to scrape it off. I apparently scraped off some skin as well. :frown:

But anyway, is the Mach 3's razor blade reusable? is the thing reusable in general?
 
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