I crashed and burned..

[Goosemaster]

Two olddrunk bastards are in a bar yelling at each other :

tony: well fvk you and your sister... and fvk all the greeks... my italian brothers I... we created the fvking Ferrari... hell we created the Roman fvking empire...

Baal: fvk me? no fvk you and your italian arrogant mutherfvkers... my greek bothers and... we...we fvking invented math... we invented the olympics... fvk, we invented sex...

Tony: fvk me? fvk you! we invented sex with women!

 

[TestedAcorn]

Lovely

 

[Rufus12]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Two olddrunk bastards are in a bar yelling at each other :

tony: well fvk you and your sister... and fvk all the greeks... my italian brothers I... we created the fvking Ferrari... hell we created the Roman fvking empire...

Baal: fvk me? no fvk you and your italian arrogant mutherfvkers... my greek bothers and... we...we fvking invented math... we invented the olympics... fvk, we invented sex...

Tony: fvk me? fvk you! we invented sex with women!

Goats were far superior let me tell you...

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Rufus12

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Two olddrunk bastards are in a bar yelling at each other :

tony: well fvk you and your sister... and fvk all the greeks... my italian brothers I... we created the fvking Ferrari... hell we created the Roman fvking empire...

Baal: fvk me? no fvk you and your italian arrogant mutherfvkers... my greek bothers and... we...we fvking invented math... we invented the olympics... fvk, we invented sex...

Tony: fvk me? fvk you! we invented sex with women!

Goats were far superior let me tell you...

I'm thinking the joke was geared at Greeks and um... gays.

 

[Rufus12]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: Rufus12

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Two olddrunk bastards are in a bar yelling at each other :

tony: well fvk you and your sister... and fvk all the greeks... my italian brothers I... we created the fvking Ferrari... hell we created the Roman fvking empire...

Baal: fvk me? no fvk you and your italian arrogant mutherfvkers... my greek bothers and... we...we fvking invented math... we invented the olympics... fvk, we invented sex...

Tony: fvk me? fvk you! we invented sex with women!

Goats were far superior let me tell you...

I'm thinking the joke was geared at Greeks and um... gays.

You may be onto something here.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: Rufus12

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Two olddrunk bastards are in a bar yelling at each other :

tony: well fvk you and your sister... and fvk all the greeks... my italian brothers I... we created the fvking Ferrari... hell we created the Roman fvking empire...

Baal: fvk me? no fvk you and your italian arrogant mutherfvkers... my greek bothers and... we...we fvking invented math... we invented the olympics... fvk, we invented sex...

Tony: fvk me? fvk you! we invented sex with women!

Goats were far superior let me tell you...

I'm thinking the joke was geared at Greeks and um... gays.

Acutally it was geared at the greek bastard that beat be in the 100m but yeah.. whatever....

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Lame.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Two corporate whistle blowers walk into a bar. One says to the other, "Did I tell you about the time I blew the whistle on this big corporation?"

The second man says, "Well no, you didn't. Please tell."
The first man walks out of the bar and never returns.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Lame.

I stole it from a Prarie Home or if it was just me Companion. I wanted to see if they were acutally funny or it was just me.*

*names hidden to protect the innocent

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Two corporate whistle blowers walk into a bar. One says to the other, "Did I tell you about the time I blew the whistle on this big corporation?"

The second man says, "Well no, you didn't. Please tell."
The first man walks out of the bar and never returns.

YOU REMEMBERED

 

[KLin]

Would someone please post a funny joke to salvage this thread?

 

[spaceman]

haha

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: KLin
Would someone please post a funny joke to salvage this thread?

Thread saved:

An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.

He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens."

Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.

Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."

Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"

Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.

Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy says "It's a pussy willow."

Old man says "Wait up ... I'll get my hat."

 

[Rufus12]

Originally posted by: KLin
Would someone please post a funny joke to salvage this thread?

I would, but I don't wanna get banned.

 

[Saga]

Just a suggestion, but cussing hasn't been a no-no since the mods grew (an albeit small pair of) balls. Replacing "Fuck" with "Fvk" not only looks rather ridiculous, but makes your post downright difficult to read.

 

[lizardboy]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Two corporate whistle blowers walk into a bar. One says to the other, "Did I tell you about the time I blew the whistle on this big corporation?"

The second man says, "Well no, you didn't. Please tell."
The first man walks out of the bar and never returns.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[lizardboy]

Originally posted by: Saga
Just a suggestion, but cussing hasn't been a no-no since the mods grew (an albeit small pair of) balls. Replacing "Fuck" with "Fvk" not only looks rather ridiculous, but makes your post downright difficult to read.

+1

 

[wiredspider]

fvk you!

 

[finite automaton]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Two corporate whistle blowers walk into a bar. One says to the other, "Did I tell you about the time I blew the whistle on this big corporation?"

The second man says, "Well no, you didn't. Please tell."
The first man walks out of the bar and never returns.

YOU REMEMBERED

I'm glad you think it's funny :disgust: