I could have been killed in a Freak Accident!

[Bignate603]

I would be pretty shaken up for a while after that. Every now and then a "what if" crosses my mind where something random like that would happen, but it never has to me...

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

YIKES!@!!

 

[xero940]

<< I could have been killed in a Freak Accident!

Shoulda Woulda Coulda... :frown: >>



Really...I believe a hearty F*CK YOU BIATCH is in order :disgust:

unless you were joking

Anyway, seriously speaking, :Q

Thank your God you're safe...and go hug your family while your at it...

 

[Kanalua]

<< I took the rest of the day off. >>

 

[Bigdude]

<< Why did the lightpole snap off? >>



It was a metal pole, and was rusted at the ground, we had gusty wind, and it snapped and fell on my van.

 

[EvilYoda]

dude, what happened to your car? ^_^ Sorry.

Glad that you're okay, but that's some freaky sh*t man.

 

[HappyFace]

<< I took the rest of the day off. >>

Man, after reading that story I'm thinking about taking the week off. :Q Talk about scary shiznit!! Glad you're okay.

 

[churchdoesmatter]

if you were in the car, you would've heard it and drove off

 

[Keego]

Glad to hear that you're ok, that would have been cool to watch your van get fvcked up though

 

[falias]

Wow, that might have been some kind of evil omen. j/k, someone up there likes you man.

 

[bootymac]

This is What Really Happened
He was sitting in his car, sipping on a Slurpee and looking at a pron magazine. Then, he had this sudden urge to "release", so he puts his slurpee, magazine down, and heads out. He finds a near by lightpole that is rusted at the bottom. He thinks, I wonder what would happen if I "released" onto the rust? So he goes to the pole, and he yells ***************CENSORED***************. Then, the pole, due to the mixture of acidic liquids and some other "substance", the pole falls down over his van.
The Second Part:
<<then I won the lottery but a old guy in a wheelchair beat me up and stole my ticket. As he was wheeling away, the ground opened up and swallowed him alive. It spit the ticket back into my hand. I ran back to the lottery place to claim my money, but then a bus load of ninja nuns jumped out, kicked my ass, and took my ticket. Then a telephone pole fell on their getaway bus, crushing them and the lottery ticket into oblivion.>>

 

[Koing]

glad your okay!

take the week off!

 

[Croton]

damn....i wasn't supposed to miss!!

glad u are still around! we need more BIG DUDES around. hehe

 

[DAWeinG]

Damn, that's some crazy sh!t....

 

[stonecold3169]

I was up at camp with some buddies one time, and we were doing a 500 mile trip on canoe and hiking. Well, on day 5-6 we had found a couple of lean-to's out in the woods, so we decided to call it camp. We all called it quits and went to bed, never really checking out the immediate surroundings because we were all exausted.
Anyways, in the middle of the night one of my friends got up to use the bathroom, when he was away from camp a bit doing his buisness there was a loud crash that woke us all up. Turns out that the high winds from the night had knocked over an already weakened tree through the leanto where he was sleeping crushing everything where he would have been. Needless to say, he soon went to the bathroom a second time, this one a different from from the first

 

[Lithium381]

<< And one time at bandcamp.....

~The rest of the story~

then I won the lottery but a old guy in a wheelchair beat me up and stole my ticket. As he was wheeling away, the ground opened up and swallowed him alive. It spit the ticket back into my hand. I ran back to the lottery place to claim my money, but then a bus load of ninja nuns jumped out, kicked my ass, and took my ticket. Then a telephone pole fell on their getaway bus, crushing them and the lottery ticket into oblivion. >>



I hate when that happens