I could be an ad man

[IronWing]

From a B&H catalog, describing computer speakers:

Capacitance touch control buttons allow for direct access to volume control.

My first attempt at ad style:

Precision aligned integral rotational elements allow access to the spacious, well appointed interior while the door remains firmly attached to the fridge.

Add you own...

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: ironwing

My first attempt at ad style:

Precision aligned integral rotational elements allow access to the spacious, well appointed interior while the door remains firmly attached to the fridge.

tldr

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: mb

Originally posted by: ironwing

My first attempt at ad style:

Precision aligned integral rotational elements allow access to the spacious, well appointed interior while the door remains firmly attached to the fridge.

tldr

OUR FRIDGE MAKES YOUR BUTT LOOK 30% SMALLER!!!!

 

[tasmanian]

BUT THE BUTTON ALLOWS DIRECT CONTROL OVER THE VOLUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: mb

Originally posted by: ironwing

My first attempt at ad style:

Precision aligned integral rotational elements allow access to the spacious, well appointed interior while the door remains firmly attached to the fridge.

tldr

OUR FRIDGE MAKES YOUR BUTT LOOK 30% SMALLER!!!!

OUR FRIDGE MAKES ALL FOOD CONTAINED THEREIN HAVE ZERO CALORIES !!!!!

 

[arcenite]

When you open our fridge, spaceman will appear

 

[bret]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: mb

Originally posted by: ironwing

My first attempt at ad style:

Precision aligned integral rotational elements allow access to the spacious, well appointed interior while the door remains firmly attached to the fridge.

tldr

OUR FRIDGE MAKES YOUR BUTT LOOK 30% SMALLER!!!!

/win

 

[IronWing]

Menu item #76, I stand before you a humbled man.

 

[El Guaraguao]

When you open our fridge, spaceman will appear

liar.