I can't stop watching this because it's so hilarious

gorcorps

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I didn't think the French had a sense of humor, so this thread is confusing
 

CZroe

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What you meant to say is that there is nothing TO appreciate if you don't understand French.
 

gorcorps

aka Brandon
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He also said it's hilarious in the title, so we know even if we spoke French it wouldn't be funny
 

PliotronX

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Tried to run Oldsmoboat through Google Translate... dick caught in ceiling fan. Please advise.
 

KMFJD

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Only got the tabernac part of it at first but here are the lyrics, basicely every word is f*ck according to this site...

http://offqc.com/2014/04/07/learn-to-swear-in-perfect-quebecois-french-in-39-seconds-flat-758/

Ostie d’crisse de tabarnak
Ostie d’câlisse de viarge
(bis)

Ostie d’calvaire, ostie d’ciboire
Câlisse de tabarnak

Ostie d’crisse de tabarnak
Ostie d’câlisse de viarge
(bis)

Ostie d’câlisse de sacrament
Ciboire de saint Ostie

Ostie d’crisse de tabarnak
Ostie d’câlisse de viarge
(bis)

Ostie d’crisse de tabarnak
Ostie d’câlisse de viarge

ostie = fuck
crisse = fuck
tabarnak = fuck
câlisse = fuck
viarge = fuck
calvaire = fuck
ciboire = fuck
sacrament = fuck
saint Ostie = Saint Fuck
 
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Imp

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Those are Quebecois swear words, no?

Haven't heard enough from France or any other French speaking countries yet.
 

MongGrel

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Only got the tabernac part of it at first but here are the lyrics, basicely every word is f*ck according to this site...

http://offqc.com/2014/04/07/learn-to-swear-in-perfect-quebecois-french-in-39-seconds-flat-758/

Ostie d’crisse de tabarnak
Ostie d’câlisse de viarge
(bis)

Ostie d’calvaire, ostie d’ciboire
Câlisse de tabarnak

Ostie d’crisse de tabarnak
Ostie d’câlisse de viarge
(bis)

Ostie d’câlisse de sacrament
Ciboire de saint Ostie

Ostie d’crisse de tabarnak
Ostie d’câlisse de viarge
(bis)

Ostie d’crisse de tabarnak
Ostie d’câlisse de viarge

ostie = fuck
crisse = fuck
tabarnak = fuck
câlisse = fuck
viarge = fuck
calvaire = fuck
ciboire = fuck
sacrament = fuck
saint Ostie = Saint Fuck

No wonder the radical Muslims so miffed off.

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