I can't stop laughing on this auctioln

[slinetz]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...5&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVWlink

CADILLAC LAPTOP
Dell
THE KING OF LAPTOPS!
EVERYTHING IS INSTALLED FOR YOU!

@ EXTREMELY USER FRIENDLY @

THIS MACHINE

!!! RETAILED OVER $2799 !!!


64 MB RAM - SWEET!
@@@ WORKHORSE @@@
Pentium II 233 MHz
!!! AMAZING SPEED !!!

Will handle even the most demanding applications!

You can browse webpages, send e-mails and edit photos all at the same time!

HUGE 3,250 MB Hard Drive
!!! AMAZING !!!

looks new 12'0 LCD

EXPENSIVE UPGRADE FROM THE SMALL 11' ONES

! VERY CLEAR PICTURE !

SUPER FAST AND PORTABLE

FREE Floppy Disk Drive + 1 Free DISK - WHY PAY EXTRA $50 SOMEWHERE ELSE???
(5) TWO! brand new MOUSE PADS from DELL!

 

[Gurck]

<- The humor

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<- My head

 

[Nikamichi]

Pentium II 233 MHz
!!! AMAZING SPEED !!!

Will handle even the most demanding applications!

You can browse webpages, send e-mails and edit photos all at the same time!

:laugh:

 

[Kalvin00]

(8) Three Brand New Blank CD-ROMs (not pictured)

- upgrade to CD-RW and make your own music CDs

@@@WORKHORSE@@@

 

[BlueWeasel]

<-- is unable to resist bidding on it.

I just bid $1000 for the Cadillac of Dell Laptops! :roll: :laugh:

 

[meltdown75]

nice find... heheh

 

[vtecluder]

64 MB RAM - SWEET!
@@@ WORKHORSE @@@
Pentium II 233 MHz
!!! AMAZING SPEED !!!

Will handle even the most demanding applications!

You can browse webpages, send e-mails and edit photos all at the same time!

HUGE 3,250 MB Hard Drive
!!! AMAZING !!!

 

[TitanDiddly]

A for effort.

 

[artikk]

Pentium II 233 MHz
!!! AMAZING SPEED !!!

HUGE 3,250 MB Hard Drive
!!! AMAZING !!!

:laugh::laugh::shocked:

 

Don't laugh too hard, he'll probably get a bidder for $540.

 

[Ikonomi]

Haha, everyone got to the @@@ WORKHORSE @@@ before me. :thumbsdown:

 

[Juno]

:laugh:

 

[edro]

looks new 12'0 LCD
EXPENSIVE UPGRADE FROM THE SMALL 11' ONES

Well shit! 12 foot screen!

 

[Czar]

best auction ever

 

[JulesMaximus]

That thing isn't worth $100.

I kept scrolling down to try to find some specs on the CPU. Notice he doesn't mention that until almost the bottom of the page. :roll: Well, maybe it's worth $100...Max!

 

[olds]

Funny but fvcked up for some ignorant little old lady who buys it to email her grandkids.

 

[Winchester]

He has 3 up for auction.

 

[SpunkyJones]

Very sad. I'd feel too guilty to pawn something like that onto someone.

 

[gabemcg]

[ebay]BAN!![/ebay]

 

[Chadder007]

OMG!! The laptop even has its own Aura!!!! Must....Resist.....Bidding!!111juan!!one!

 

[blurredvision]

I think it's funny that he says it's a 12 foot screen. ' means foot, " means inches.

 

[Chadder007]

Oh and Windows XP pro ....running on 64 mb of RAM is sweet!!!

 

[kranky]

The colors in that auction text are giving me a headache.

My favorite part was:

In huge print: Original DELL BATTERY HOLDS CHARGE!
In tiny print: not sure how long

 

[Yossarian]

wtf does this mean-- "All sales are final, unless I cannot replace of [sic] fix the item."