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Pa. woman to stand trial for pot-laced margarine

NEW KENSINGTON, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania woman will stand trial on charges she fed marijuana-laced margarine to a 12-year-old girl she was baby-sitting, as well as two other children at her home.

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Sheriff: Man 'pocket dials' 911, drug talk heard

GAINESVILLE, Ga. (AP) — Authorities say a Georgia man "pocket-dialed" 911 and the dispatcher on the other end overheard people discussing a drug deal.

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FBI: Ohio bank suspect lowers hood when told

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — The FBI says an Ohio bank robbery suspect left authorities with good surveillance photos because he lowered his hood when an employee told him to.

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