I cannot stop crapping, after 3 days!

[theanimala]

I am drinking plenty of water, but it's hard with the constant interuptions. Not only that, but I have to go back down to a trade show and work the booth for the next 3 hours. This should be a LOT of fun. I am going to hold it in for the next few hours as my rear is as sore as my nose during a bad cold.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
My advice: drink lots of water, let nature take its course, and hopefully you have a laptop with a wireless network connection to surf from the john. You're gonna be there a while.

Good advice. Many people don;t realize how seriously dehydrating diarheaa can be..ie more stomach cramps.

After a while, you should be expelling water, hopefully along with the microbe that blessed you with such a glorious afflliction

 

[Regs]

Oh god this is just what I needed, roflmao. Good stuff.


You're likely going to need some anti-biotic's and some diarheaa meds. And like others said, let nature take its corse. Drink a lot of water.

 

[MovingTarget]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Pics?

Gaah! No pics! For the love of humanity no pics!!

 

[gsaldivar]

STOP

Go to the drug store and pick up an Electrolyte solution. They usually have this stuff in the baby aisle.

When you have a severe case of the runs, you should be drinking this instead of water for a few days.

 

[Shanteli]

Yeah and i don't care what you hear about the water...always boil that stuff when in other countries and even in some cities in the US

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Roger
Now both ends smell the same.

DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!


LMAO

Sysadmin

 

[Regs]

You know, for some odd reason, now I need to make a bowl movement. Great!

 

<--- got food poisoning in Costa Rica, had runs for about 14 days, not fun at all. First night i was about 6 hours from hospital so i took 5 benadryl and passed out, heart burn and diarhhea for another 13 days.

Sorry to hear this, been there.

BTW, you didnt surf down there did you ?

 

[PanzerIV]

Hilarious thread. Good luck at the trade show, man. Figures you would have to do that when you're sick.

 

[Gagabiji]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Pics?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeew!!! I have a noes full of snot **** right now, and I know what you mean when you say it hurts to wipe it.

 

[bleeb]

If you want to avoid anus rash (from excessive wiping) instead of making a wiping motion, make a dabbing motion. Blot your anus to avoid the rash, and consequently painful irritation.

 

[Kev]

a case of the ass pisses, eh? gotta hate that

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: gsaldivar
STOP

Go to the drug store and pick up an Electrolyte solution. They usually have this stuff in the baby aisle.

When you have a severe case of the runs, you should be drinking this instead of water for a few days.

YES! Otherwise you will die from dehydration.
That is really serious.
Drink some Pedialyte

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: gsaldivar
STOP

Go to the drug store and pick up an Electrolyte solution. They usually have this stuff in the baby aisle.

When you have a severe case of the runs, you should be drinking this instead of water for a few days.

YES! Otherwise you will die from dehydration.
That is really serious.

 

Glen has the hiccups

 

[glen]

Pedialyte® Oral Electrolyte Maintenance Solution ? the #1 pediatrician recommended solution to prevent dehydration due to diarrhea or vomiting. Pedialyte is specially formulated for infants and children to quickly replace lost fluid.

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: Roger
Glen has the hiccups

I think rather, the server does.

 

[theanimala]

Thank you all for your concern and your wise advice. During the show I drank as much water as possible. Luckily the volume was so loud that I couldn't hear my innards twisting and shouting.

After 3 hours of the show, I felt much better. Being that I am not a very smart person, I joined some coworkers to Ruth Chris Steakhouse. Of course I got several drinks (6 of them) and some read meat (filet mignon), as well as lots of apps, sides, and a creme brulle dessert. I swear to God I must be the dumbest person alive.

I just got back to my room and the farting has picked up, and I might have to pass a stool, but no crazy pains like before. Perhaps I'll have some more news at 4am...

 

[hg321]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Pics?

Come on Shelly!

 

[Mallow]

fluids and doctor.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Fausto

I know this is not a medical board, I just wanted to rant about my anus.

Sig material gold.

thats what i was thinking... and to think he has achieved something that many lifers never do, just after a measly 230 posts.

:beer: to your ass ranting

 

[theanimala]

I'd like to thank Fausto for the sig idea.

FYI, eating and drinking was not a good idea. I had a whicked night filled with even more whicked dumps. My hole is back to the sore stage, and I have to work the trade show again today. Even worse is I will have to check out of my hotel room soon, meaning I will have to use the <gasp> public rest room <gasp>! I will eat only enough to survive today.

Reminds me of a very wise old proverb, "Rectum, it nearly killed him."

 

[dabuddha]

Sounds like when I got Salmonella poisoning. Man I was crapping every 5-10 minutes, no joke! Oh and it was soooo damned painful to wipe after the first day. It lasted for about a week or so and then I was better. My doc put me on the BRAT diet.

Bananas
Rice
Apples
Toast

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: bleeb
If you want to avoid anus rash (from excessive wiping) instead of making a wiping motion, make a dabbing motion. Blot your anus to avoid the rash, and consequently painful irritation.

I know it's not funny, but that is funny!

"Blot your anus" YES SIR!