I cannot stop crapping, after 3 days!

[theanimala]

No lie. I have had the runs now for 3 days. I was traveling to Puerto Rico with my wife (water is fine there), and the day before we came back we both at the same thing. The next day I wake up with a case of the craps. Yesterday things were a bit better, but still there.

Now today, I've had several episodes that put Harry to shame in Dumb and Dumber. My stomach keeps making crazy noises, and my rear hurts to wipe because I have done it so many times. I'm thinking of starting to crap in the shower. I took 2 Immodium Advance 2 hours ago and so far no change.

I know this is not a medical board, I just wanted to rant about my anus.

 

Montezuma has moved on to more touristy locales.

 

[Anubis]

you drink the water down there?
prob got an overload of ecoli, gfo see a doctor

 

[ohtwell]

Have you tried taking something for diarhhea, like Immodium or Pepto Bismol? You probably need to go to the doctor.


: ) Amanda

 

[Fausto]

I know this is not a medical board, I just wanted to rant about my anus.

Sig material gold.

 

[Linflas]

Thanks for sharing...:disgust:

 

Have you tried taking something for diarhhea, like Immodium or Pepto Bismol? You probably need to go to the doctor.


: ) Amanda

Originally posted by: theanimalaI took 2 Immodium Advance 2 hours ago and so far no change.

 

Now both ends smell the same.

 

[brxndxn]

Originally posted by: theanimala
I'm thinking of starting to crap in the shower.

ROFL.. That's a bad idea.

 

[Shelly21]

Pics?

 

[Dissipate]

I predict lockage on this thread.

 

I predict blockage

 

[Knightlife]

Go to a doctor if you're sick for this long.

 

[GasX]

You have diarrhea in reaction to something cooking in your gut that your body is trying to get rid of. Plugging yourself up with immodium is just going to make it cook there longer...

Best to let sh!t happen...

Flagyl is your friend...

 

[Saulbadguy]

Probably a virus. Let it pass. If it continues, go see a doctor.

 

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: Roger
I predict blockage

ROFL....

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Have you tried taking something for diarhhea, like Immodium or Pepto Bismol? You probably need to go to the doctor.


: ) Amanda

Originally posted by: theanimalaI took 2 Immodium Advance 2 hours ago and so far no change.

Ok! So I didn't read ALL of the post!


: ) Amanda

 

[LordJezo]

See my first response here

It's the first reply.

 

[Carbo]

Your PR lover, Raul, was probably infected with it, also.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: jumpr

Have you tried taking something for diarhhea, like Immodium or Pepto Bismol? You probably need to go to the doctor.


: ) Amanda

Originally posted by: theanimalaI took 2 Immodium Advance 2 hours ago and so far no change.

Ok! So I didn't read ALL of the post!


: ) Amanda

Also a bad idea...taking medicine to STOP diarhea when its been going on that long is not smart. Its a stomach virus or something like that, not caused by eating.

 

[Ogg]

dont be afraid to liberally apply lotion/vaseline to the affected areas :shocked:

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Ogg
dont be afraid to liberally apply lotion/vaseline to the affected areas :shocked:

that's what got him into trouble in the first place!

:Q

 

[monk3y]

Remember to keep drinking plenty of water... don't wanna get dehydrated now.

 

[AMCRambler]

Did you shart? hehehehe

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

My advice: drink lots of water, let nature take its course, and hopefully you have a laptop with a wireless network connection to surf from the john. You're gonna be there a while.