I can make anybody pretty

[MikeMike]

I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size. . .

Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.

(Chorus)
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lyncheburg Bourbon, France
Been makin the bars
With lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
and college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
for your best man's emberrasing speech
and also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
and I`ll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
put that lampshade on your head . .

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lyncheburg Bourbon, France
Been makin a fool out of folks
just like you
and helpin white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lyncheburg Bourbon, France
Been makin the bars
With lots of big money
(crowd and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
and college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol


hehe, funny but so damn true song, although it is country.

 

[scorpmatt]

That song is great

 

[SWScorch]

awesome song. Strangely enough, I just posted those lyrics on another forum a few days ago!

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
awesome song. Strangely enough, I just posted those lyrics on another forum a few days ago!

when you ride in the bosses truck, and he listens to country, you get to listen to a lot of it. and this song happens to be popular, and funny.