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Lifer
- Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: KB
I call Shens. There are no girls on the internet.
this.
Originally posted by: KB
I call Shens. There are no girls on the internet.
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: jjsole
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
We were closing down the club last night and there were a couple girls waiting around for their friend who is dating the dj. They are regulars so I don't ever bother them about being in the club after close.
But anyways I was sweeping up the straws and swizzle sticks on the ground and over heard one of them saying to the other she was going to home to play WOW for a couple hours.
My jaw dropped. I teased her saying she shouldnt say such things outloud or risk losing her street cred, and then asked if she was a level 50 yet(I don't even know the levels in wow never played) she said proudly she's been playing for 2 years and is actually a level 70 and that she is also going for her A+ certification a proud computer geek.
Let me tell you boys....this chick has a bangin body and she can dance and shake her ass like no other. *think shakira cuz she is spanish too*
so...yeah...I was wrong there is hope for you WOWzers.
Sorry, she was reading straight from the 'how to weed out a closet geek' guidebook that's posted all over the net. Google it. I'm sure she had no clue what the hell she even said.![]()
google got me nothing
How to Weed Out a Closet Geek, Chapter IV:
Upon confrontation with suspected closet geek, suggest you're tired, and are going home to play WoW. A positive identification will solicit challenges to your 'street cred', implying that its better to be a closet geek to hide one's lack of social skills, such as the one you're currently trying to expose. The suspected geek then might follow up with a 'geek status query', questioning what 'level' you are and if your 'up to a 40 yet'. Hardcore subsocial closet geekoids will even ask if you're a '50' yet. At this point do NOT suggest you're anything less than a 60, and if you really want to send him to bed with 'rosie palma and the terrible towel', suggest you're a 70! From this point on, any dreaded closet geek is certain to leave you alone since he'll be to intimidated to ask a '70' for their phone number, muchless risk 'epic fail' by attempting to socialize with you ever again.
Originally posted by: yllus
A really hot Indian girl (with the requisite hot British accent) I used to work with is also apparently a WOWer - found that out a couple of months ago. She's also a computer engineer.
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
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Originally posted by: SP33Demon
We both quit after about 1.5 years, WoW gets old even when you're the best guild on the server. Takes too much of a time investment.
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Didn't someone have a pic of some naked girl playing WoW a while back? I can't search for it since I'm at work, but I'll never forget the pic.
KT
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Obligatory
i met her sister!
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/TheBD/2244.jpg
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Obligatory
i met her sister!
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/TheBD/2244.jpg
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Obligatory
i met her sister!
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/TheBD/2244.jpg
she has two right feet.
Oh man, the last pic is priceless.