I pull up to a gas station and I go inside and my battery is dead when I come out. Now I am 70 miles form home so I was ticked. I ask this old woman if she could give me a boost, she says she didn't have any cables. I tell her I have some and she says her car can't do it. I was like So the lady working the gas station comes outside to smoke a cigarette with the other woman and her husband, and I ask her. Same ******. Well a guy pulls up and he gives me a boost. As I drive off I pull up to where they were at and I said I pray to God I see you stranded on the side of the road, as I will drive by smiling. She says ****** you under her breathe and I called her bitch and drove off. I felt bad after I got down the road a mile or so about calling her that because I never use that word, but I got over it.
I called a woman a "bitch" today
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Haha, you prayed to God to hurt someone's feelings? That's pretty funny, man. Oh, well, everyone's gotta call a woman a bitch at some point. There are just those that you want to scream it at all day, every day. Good thing those kind of women are few and far between.
I refuse to jump any cars when asked. In fact, my mechanic recommended against it because it can cause electrical damage.
I would do it for a friend if they really needed it, otherwise call AAA.
I would do it for a friend if they really needed it, otherwise call AAA.
Her husband must be the biggest pussy ever. If some guy called my wife a bitch I would get in his ass.
I called a buddy's GF a bitch once. She didn't find it too amusing, but she was one. She was a rebound girl anyway, that relationship didn't last too long.
Where you wearing dirty jeans with blood all over your shirt or something?
Did you address them in a non-classy way?
In short, anything to make them think you were homeless a crazy or a criminal?
Did you address them in a non-classy way?
In short, anything to make them think you were homeless a crazy or a criminal?
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Originally posted by: mugs
The owners manual of your car should have instructions for jumpstarting.I think they just didn't want to be disturbed from smoking their cigarettes.
How many women have ever read that, 2 worldwide? Even if they did it would look like a text wall in Greek. Even if they understood it, some random stranger probably wouldn't, considering the average person is so goddamn stupid, so it would be a choice between getting their hands dirty for some stranger or letting some potentially dangerously stupid person fsck around with their car. Appreciate generosity from strangers, but don't come to expect it. You shouldn't, and you'll be disappointed anyway.
i tried jumping someone's car once with a dodge stratus and wasn't able to. Something about some relay or something. Anyways, maybe she was being truthful when she said he car can't do that.
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