I burnt my face.

[ivan2]

I thought indians were pre-tanned?

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus


Did you get your hair cut short and spikey? You could put a whole jar of product in it and sport the guido look now! :laugh:

Guido

Guido Oopma

Well done Sir! That's the image I was thinking when I read the OP.

 

[jonks]

Topic Summary: don't go to tanning salons

fixed

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
OP you aren't one of those guido types are you?

NO! :frown: I only use a little gel, and its down, not up.

Originally posted by: ivan2
I thought indians were pre-tanned?

I'm not Indian, I'm native american. My wife is Indian. Her pigmentation does not rub off on me.

 

[imported_Imp]

No worries. I won't. Instead, I like going out with short sleeved shirts and shorts in 30C, high UV days to make my arms and face disproportionately brown compared to my torso. Hope they can cure arm cancer in 5 years.

 

[Balr0g]

I am leery of any man who goes into anyplace that has "salon" in the name, unless drug there by an SO.

Now...if you just misspelled Saloon, okay, but usually they don't have Tanning Saloons.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Well that's what you get for going to a tanning salon. Never understood why people use those things.

KT

I...agree with Keith? WTF?!

 

[CrazyLazy]

Tanning salon? Wow I actually used to sort of respect you.

 

[TridenT]

Wait... I thought you were a guy.

Are you serious? Tanning? God....

 

[mugs]

I always assumed you were a dude

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
Wait... I thought you were a guy.

Are you serious? Tanning? God....

Only dude who could pull this off was Patrick Bateman and that's because he brutally murdered people to make up for it.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Balr0g
I am leery of any man who goes into anyplace that has "salon" in the name, unless drug there by an SO.

Now...if you just misspelled Saloon, okay, but usually they don't have Tanning Saloons.

I suppose I should change the name of my sex salon. :Q

 

[HardcoreRobot]

sign from god you should have better things to do with your time and money

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Imp
No worries. I won't. Instead, I like going out with short sleeved shirts and shorts in 30C, high UV days to make my arms and face disproportionately brown compared to my torso. Hope they can cure arm cancer in 5 years.

farmer tan FTW!


i have one as well, but it is a 3 stager. i wear sleeveless when im not at work and sleeves at work. my shoulders are lighter tan than my arms, my torso is goth chick ass white.


and native americans (indians as in feather, not red dot) are still fairly dark skinned. the "office manager" here is navajo and must be afraid of the sun she avoids it so much, but she is dark all the time. im half mexican, i tan well and dont burn until ive been outside in the summer sun over 6 or 7 hours, but still go a bit white if i dont see the sun for a while.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Balr0g
I am leery of any man who goes into anyplace that has "salon" in the name, unless drug there by an SO.

Now...if you just misspelled Saloon, okay, but usually they don't have Tanning Saloons.

I suppose I should change the name of my sex salon. :Q

but sex saloon would merge two great past times! :laugh:

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: mugs
I always assumed you were a dude

I'm 100% dude.

What is funny is all the guys here thinking that only women tan - so you think it looks normal when a pasty white guy hooks up with a nicely tanned chick? Riiight...

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I always go for a tanning session after a haircut.

Do you work for Disney?

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I always go for a tanning session after a haircut.

Do you work for Disney?

No.

You're going to have to explain that question because its way over my head.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I always go for a tanning session after a haircut.

Do you work for Disney?

No.

You're going to have to explain that question because its way over my head.

Made me think of this, which was recently linked on these pages.

The whole "dude who tans" thing...

 

[jpeyton]

Tanning salon?

What is this, an episode of Growing Up Gotti?

 

[Mo0o]

Just do a spray tan. Nobody needs melanoma

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Just do a spray tan. Nobody needs melanoma

That stuff causes skin cancer.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Just do a spray tan. Nobody needs melanoma

That stuff causes skin cancer.

The spray tan? No it doesnt...

Tanning beds on the other hand... yes it could. or at least increase your chances

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: moshquerade
the only thing that could save this is if you tanned in the nude.

In fact, I did.

You seriously go nude? I have never gone totally nude... that grosses me out a bit. I go topless with minimum bottomage but still... I would not my full butt on the tanning bed. Even if it is all in my mind.

SL, how do you uhm... keep your stuff from getting burnt?

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Just do a spray tan. Nobody needs melanoma

That stuff causes skin cancer.

The spray tan? No it doesnt...

Well I was just making an ironic joke.

But you should look it up, its not FDA approved, and the DHA solutions might contains lead, mercury, and arsenic...