I burnt my face.

[SagaLore]

I always go for a tanning session after a haircut.

Well this time I got my hair cut during the week, so my normal tanning place was closed. I went next door. The girl warned me that the basic bed had new bulbs, so I reduced the time.

It still burnt me. :frown: The bed was a different model than I was used to, and from the chest up it had double the lamps. Now from the chest up I look like this -> :|


At least it will go away after a few days. Kind of embarrassing to have a red face though.

 

[olds]

Pic of girl that warned you?

 

[KeithTalent]

Well that's what you get for going to a tanning salon. Never understood why people use those things.

KT

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I always go for a tanning session after a haircut.

Well this time I got my hair cut during the week, so my normal tanning place was closed. I went next door. The girl warned me that the basic bed had new bulbs, so I reduced the time.

It still burnt me. :frown: The bed was a different model than I was used to, and from the chest up it had double the lamps. Now from the chest up I look like this -> :|


At least it will go away after a few days. Kind of embarrassing to have a red face though.

the only thing that could save this is if you tanned in the nude.

if not, i will return you to the regular lecture, tanning beds ftl.

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Well that's what you get for going to a tanning salon. Never understood why people use those things.

KT

Vanity. No more reason.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
the only thing that could save this is if you tanned in the nude.

In fact, I did.

 

[Lamont Burns]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Pic of girl that warned you?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: moshquerade
the only thing that could save this is if you tanned in the nude.

In fact, I did.

did anything else get burned? :Q

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Pic of girl that warned you?

Meh, she was no good. Now before I got my haircut, there was another girl I checked with to make sure the place would still be open later. She was hot. No pics, sorry.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: moshquerade
the only thing that could save this is if you tanned in the nude.

In fact, I did.

did anything else get burned? :Q

Nope. Those double lamps messed up the whole thing.

 

[Lamont Burns]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Pic of girl that warned you?

Meh, she was no good. Now before I got my haircut, there was another girl I checked with to make sure the place would still be open later. She was hot. No pics, sorry.

boourns

 

[IceBergSLiM]

PSA: don't got to tanning salons

 

[Capt Caveman]

OP - you're a dude right? Going to a tanning salon? Oh, the humanity.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
OP - you're a dude right? Going to a tanning salon? Oh, the hilarity.

Fixed.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Pic of girl that warned you?

Meh, she was no good. Now before I got my haircut, there was another girl I checked with to make sure the place would still be open later. She was hot. No pics, sorry.

Did you get your hair cut short and spikey? You could put a whole jar of product in it and sport the guido look now! :laugh:

Guido

Guido Oopma

 

[TheInternet1980]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I always go for a tanning session after a haircut.

Therein lies your problem.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Pic of girl that warned you?

Meh, she was no good. Now before I got my haircut, there was another girl I checked with to make sure the place would still be open later. She was hot. No pics, sorry.

Did you get your hair cut short and spikey? You could put a whole jar of product in it and sport the guido look now! :laugh:

Guido

Guido Oopma

LMAO :laugh:

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Pic of girl that warned you?

Meh, she was no good. Now before I got my haircut, there was another girl I checked with to make sure the place would still be open later. She was hot. No pics, sorry.

boourns

Literally!

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
OP - you're a dude right? Going to a tanning salon? Oh, the humanity.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I always go for a tanning session after a haircut.

Therein lies your problem.

I have dark circles under my eyes, it runs in my family. I'm native american so I tan really fast, but I work so much I never see any natural sun. I don't want to be dark; I just want to look healthy. Skin cancer is healthy, right?

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Wait, you're a guy... and this doesn't somehow involve a deep fryer?

Double lamps you say? I'm sorry I'm confuseded.

 

[TheInternet1980]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I always go for a tanning session after a haircut.

Therein lies your problem.

I have dark circles under my eyes, it runs in my family. I'm native american so I tan really fast, but I work so much I never see any natural sun. I don't want to be dark; I just want to look healthy. Skin cancer is healthy, right?

You should scalp the girl who attended you at said salon. Go back for another session, and present the scalp as payment.

/thread

 

[Reckoner]

OP you aren't one of those guido types are you?

 

[TechBoyJK]

when you work midnights, dont see the sun much, and you are a normally tan person (meaning, you are usually outside alot and usually have a tan), its almost necessary to lay in a bed to get some exposure or you simply dont look healthy. you know those uber pale goth chicks? yea, i dont want to look like that.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Well that's what you get for going to a tanning salon. Never understood why people use those things.

KT

Why do people get plastic surgery when they do not NEED it? (ie they are not a burn victom, etc).

stupid IMO!