I brushed my teeth with hemmorhoid cream.

[The Sauce]

I stumbled into the bathroom this morning after being up half the night with stomach pain and grabbed the wrong tube out of the cabinet in my stupor. I brushed for a half minute with Anusol HC when it slowly seeped into my addled brain that somethign was not quite right. I have been barfing ever since. Am I dying?

 

[Rogue]

FUNNIEST THREAD EVAR!!!

Perhaps you should change your name to Assface.

 

[lokiju]

I'll give you 32 mins to live.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Snatchface
I stumbled into the bathroom this morning after being up half the night with stomach pain and grabbed the wrong tube out of the cabinet in my stupor. I brushed for a half minute with Anusol HC when it slowly seeped into my addled brain that somethign was not quite right. I have been barfing ever since. Am I dying?

:Q

 

[lakefire]

omg, that's hilariously disgusting!

 

[NeoPTLD]

This is a retarded post... If you're genuinely concerned, call Poison Control

 

[Yossarian]

as long as you didn't stick toothpaste up your ass you'll be ok.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
as long as you didn't stick toothpaste up your ass you'll be ok.

:Q

 

[vi edit]

Going by your screenname, at least it wasn't Vagisil.

 

[The Sauce]

Originally posted by: NeoPTLD
This is a retarded post... If you're genuinely concerned, call Poison Control

too embarassed

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
as long as you didn't stick toothpaste up your ass you'll be ok.

I don't a real problem other than his ass being minty fresh.

 

[Ameesh]

BONG!

 

[memo]

Best part is the name of the cream, Anusol

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Yossarian
as long as you didn't stick toothpaste up your ass you'll be ok.

:Q

Minty fresh tossed salad?

:Q

 

[DanJ]

Originally posted by: Snatchface

Originally posted by: NeoPTLD
This is a retarded post... If you're genuinely concerned, call Poison Control

too embarassed

Its Poison Control; I'm sure they've heard worse.

 

[Abhi]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Yossarian
as long as you didn't stick toothpaste up your ass you'll be ok.

:Q

:laugh:

 

[Chadder007]

Anyone have that photo of a guy brushing his teeth and then looking wild eyed at a tube of BenGay??

 

[loup garou]

BS

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Chadder007
Anyone have that photo of a guy brushing his teeth and then looking wild eyed at a tube of BenGay??

Now THAT would be painful.

 

[JoeKing]

I can see the newpaper headlines now

"Man dies from hemmorhoid cream ingestion, Doctors say 'He stuck it in the wrong hole'"

 

[Jgtdragon]

I was packing for a trip and instead of tooth paste it was bengay. Lucky I caught it before actually use it!

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: Chadder007
Anyone have that photo of a guy brushing his teeth and then looking wild eyed at a tube of BenGay??

Now THAT would be painful.

worse yet would be if he was applying hemmorhoid cream and it was BenGay.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: Snatchface

Originally posted by: NeoPTLD
This is a retarded post... If you're genuinely concerned, call Poison Control

too embarassed

does it say anything on the tube about what to do if accidentally ingested?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Yossarian
as long as you didn't stick toothpaste up your ass you'll be ok.

:Q

Minty fresh tossed salad?

:Q

:Q

 

[Encryptic]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!