I broke the computer at work today... with a loaf of bread

[nakedfrog]

Heels or butts, I'm familiar with... but hooves?

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: Scouzer

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
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Aren't you an Air Traffic Controller?

Just to add some fear to anyone flying tomorrow...

I was bored. Saturday is the slowest day of the week. What can I say?

:Q :shocked: :Q You guys are still running Pentium2s

 

[aesthetics]

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
I beat my computer with a wet noodle every third full moon.

You mean your arm?

I'm surprised no one has said "You mean your penis?" yet...

 

[Scouzer]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: Scouzer

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
...

Aren't you an Air Traffic Controller?

Just to add some fear to anyone flying tomorrow...

I was bored. Saturday is the slowest day of the week. What can I say?

:Q :shocked: :Q You guys are still running Pentium2s

sadly that's quite the truth

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: aesthetics

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
I beat my computer with a wet noodle every third full moon.

You mean your arm?

I'm surprised no one has said "You mean your penis?" yet...

i had already figured "computer" was a euphemism for penis. however, i felt so much pity that his was a pentium ii 266 that i didn't want to bring it to everyone's attention.

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
I broke the computer at work today... with my penis.

I decide to neatly open up my pants... and I started smashing my penis against the computer. Why not?

Nay a moment passed I slip an "oh shit" out of my mouth when the computer starts howling a death scream. My heavens, what have I done? A murderer and computer rapist I have become?

In panic I did the only fair solution that came to mind: I proceeded to beat it further with my penis. This bitch doesn't know a good beating when it had it coming. As a mere Pentium II 266, it was unable to process defensive protocals fast enough to defend itself.

Then I was blessed: It stopped howling.

Does that mean it's dead? I'm just a CEMT (Computer Emergency Medical Technician), not a CPhD, so we shall never know.

In the mean time, I didn't tell anyone and gave it to a coworker.

fixed

Edit: Crap, I hadn't read the rest of the thread until I made this post. Oh well, I still like it.