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Iron Woode

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I decided to give this a try after seeing it on TV numerous times. I have to say this is a very good mayo. Way better than Hellmann's and any other mayo I have tried.

So I will give it 2 thumbs up.

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darkswordsman17

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I usually get Hellman's (was thrown for a loop when it was called "Best Foods" out West), but I doubt I'd hate most mayo unless they do something really bizarre with it (like this "Mayochup" and similar blends even when I like the two together the blend just sounds bad). I don't hate Miracle Whip though so maybe its not too bad.

What's the sauce that many places pair with fried onions (the "blooming onion/awesome blossom" style ones)? I wish more places had that as an option (especially if they have onion rings).
 
BurnItDwn

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Never was a mayo guy until I had chipotle mayo on stuff. Then, I had Japanese spicy mayo ... and I've more or less changed my opinion. Mayo can be good, as long as it has some capcasium.
 
MagnusTheBrewer

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Most of the country agrees with me that Hellman's is the best. There are some deranged individuals who prefer Miracle Whip.
 
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MagnusTheBrewer said:
Most of the country agrees with me that Hellman's is the best. There are some deranged individuals who prefer Miracle Whip.
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I'm sorry, this is ATOT, only freshly made with fresh picked eggs from chickens that you raised and fed nothing but the best food to counts. It Miracle Whips your Hellman's ass!
 
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I honestly think Miracle Whips makes a better mayo.
I like it better when making egg and tuna salad as it has a bit sweeter taste.
But then again im not from the country... im from California... so i guess that explains why i like Miracle Whips.
 
pcgeek11

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aigomorla said:
I honestly think Miracle Whips makes a better mayo.
I like it better when making egg and tuna salad as it has a bit sweeter taste.
But then again im not from the country... im from California... so i guess that explains why i like Miracle Whips.
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Miracle Whip is not Mayonnaise .

Miracle Whip is a salad dressing made of water, soybean oil, high fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic.

Mayonnaise is made of oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.

Mayonnaise > Miracle Whip
 
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I like regular Hellman's mayo. Never seen or had the "Srsly Good" stuff though.

One thing I can say with certainty is Miracle Whip blows. Man I'd rather eat a bowl of wet feces than that stuff. Ok maybe not but kinda
 
Ichinisan

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pcgeek11 said:
Miracle Whip is not Mayonnaise .

Miracle Whip is a salad dressing made of water, soybean oil, high fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic.

Mayonnaise is made of oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.

Mayonnaise > Miracle Whip
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Demon semen?
 
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ultimatebob

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I guess that I need to start buying Heinz Mayo and Hellmann's Ketchup now, just to confuse the hell out of my wife.
 
JM Aggie08

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Any ketchup other than Heinz is simply tomato sauce.

Preferably, it's the Heinz ketchup packs from Whataburger. Similar to fountain Coke from McDonalds, they must sprinkly coke in those things.
 
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JM Aggie08 said:
Any ketchup other than Heinz is simply tomato sauce
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Believe it or not French's ketchup is acceptable but only because they gave it their best shot at making it taste exactly like Heinz & came very close.

However a few weeks back I came across a coupon for a free bottle of Hellman's "Ketchup flavored with honey".

Lets just say if they had called it some kind of Honey-BBQ sauce it might have been okay in small dosages but if you were expecting ketchup-flavor this stuff ain't it!
 
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Captante said:
Believe it or not French's ketchup is acceptable but only because they gave it their best shot at making it taste exactly like Heinz & came very close.

However a few weeks back I came across a coupon for a free bottle of Hellman's "Ketchup flavored with honey".

Lets just say if they had called it some kind of Honey-BBQ sauce it might have been okay in small dosages but if you were expecting ketchup-flavor this stuff ain't it!
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I ended up with a similar coupon for Heinz ketchup flavored with honey. It's pretty close to regular flavor, but ultimately not for me.
 
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