I bit my tongue.

[Azndude2190]

I think I "bruised" it too...since it all red and bumpy where i bit it...now it hurts when I talk and eat.What should I do?

 

[ElFenix]

oh, wait, you can't eat that. buahahahha!

 

[KLin]

Drink a fifth of tequila. That'll take your mind off your swolen tongue.

 

[l Xes l]

like i always have said.. Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.

 

[SparkyJJO]

that sucks
I hate it when I do that :frown:

 

[hjo3]

OMG I BIT MY TONGUE, BETTER RUN AND MAKE A POST ABOUT IT ON ATOT.

You know there's places for people like you... Xanga, LiveJournal, DeadJournal...

 

[Azndude2190]

I'm serious i'm not trying to be funny it really hurts.

 

[monk3y]

I'm pretty sure you'll be alright. Just stop playing with your tongue...

 

[Azndude2190]

Thats not the point...i posted this cuz i want advice on how to fix this as fast as possible I havent eaten a whole day and cant talk...and to hjo3 that wasnt needed.

 

[Slacker]

Deal with it and expect it to happen again, many times, fear it while you are eating, you will be intimidated by the thought of it and it will become a self fullfilling prophecy, you are cursed!

oh, and heres a little known fact, the tongue is the fastest healing part of the body, bonus!

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: hjo3
OMG I BIT MY TONGUE, BETTER RUN AND MAKE A POST ABOUT IT ON ATOT.

You know there's places for people like you... Xanga, LiveJournal, DeadJournal...

:thumbsup:

 

[Glavinsolo]

1. Run quickly out the house
2. Find the nearest public area
3. Find a woman
4. Stick your tongue in her mouth
5. What pain?

 

[Powermoloch]

soon, your tongue will be enlarged due to inflammation and cause to block your "airway". Good luck 🙂

don't forget the ice.

 

[essasin]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: hjo3
OMG I BIT MY TONGUE, BETTER RUN AND MAKE A POST ABOUT IT ON ATOT.

You know there's places for people like you... Xanga, LiveJournal, DeadJournal...

:thumbsup:

lol

 

[Heisenberg]

Stop talking and eat things that don't require chewing. It's a wonder some people make it through the day by themselves.

 

[Phlargo]

Biting your tongue sucks... you get that funny flavor in your mouth.

 

[markgm]

Dental paste. I love my dentist for prescribing that. I can practically eat my cheek off now and not worry 🙂.

 

[BIGk]

theres been a lot of people posting there injurys today

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
1. Run quickly out the house
2. Find the nearest public area
3. Find a woman
4. Stick your tongue in her mouth
5. What pain?

what if the woman looks like this?

 

[Azndude2190]

Originally posted by: markgm
Dental paste. I love my dentist for prescribing that. I can practically eat my cheek off now and not worry 🙂.

thx you...ur one of the few who actually gave me a straightup answer.

 

[iluvtruenos]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
1. Run quickly out the house
2. Find the nearest public area
3. Find a woman
4. Stick your tongue in her mouth
5. What pain?

what if the woman looks like this?

Ask her to bite it off.

 

[LiquidImpulse]

WTFBQQ, a thread for your tongue, the world is going to END!

 

[LiquidImpulse]

Originally posted by: hjo3
OMG I BIT MY TONGUE, BETTER RUN AND MAKE A POST ABOUT IT ON ATOT.

You know there's places for people like you... Xanga, LiveJournal, DeadJournal...

😀:beer:

 

[Azndude2190]

All I have to say is this:

Freedom of expression...dont like it fine.But you dont have to put me down.

 

[SampSon]

Call your mother, she will have the answer.