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I believe in making the world safe for our children...

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fsck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
 
Great. Whenever I hear the expression "won't someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?!" I will think of you.
 
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Great. Whenever I hear the expression "won't someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?!" I will think of you.
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That's funny. Whenever I think of children, I think of you.

😛
 
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
 
Hmmm, I pretty lost here and as I just got home from work I have lost all ability to put together a good play on words. I will leave now 🙂

-spike
 
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
 
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend."
 
:thumbsup: Sometimes, neffing is good.
(especially if you kidnapped a mod--I still need a lookout guy to get caught while we betray himand take the mod away)
 
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