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I banned my gf from buying uggs

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: Ns1

Apparently humor is not your strong suit


Your title should be "Buzz Killington"
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If there was humor in any of the posts directed at me, I'd love for you to point it out. Maybe some sarcasm and irony, but humor? I'd accept the title Buzz Killington no problem, but it wouldn't really be fitting. Blunt Dogmatic Anonymous Person might fit better.
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MrDudeMan: (Hands ATOT a picture of a man riding a Penny Farthing bicycle.) Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why?
ATOT: (Sighs) Why?
MrDudeMan: Because he's a Scot! (laughs) Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?
ATOT: (Groans, lifts his glasses and rubs his eyes)


ATOT: So, do you really think you're suited to be the fourth guy in our group, MrDudeMan?
ATOT: Yeah, I mean, we mainly just sit hear in the booth and crack jokes, but, you're kind of a buzz kill.
MrDudeMan: Oh on the contrary I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn (laughs). Do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be?
ATOT: No, No, uh-uh no.
MrDudeMan: Neither did the miller when he left his house that morning.

MrDudeMan🙁To ATOT), ATOT, do you know why W.S. Gilbert was always drunk on his trans-Atlantic crossings?
ATOT:Uhhh, No.
MrDudeMan:Because he was quarted on the port side. (chuckles) Now that I've got you, let's revisit the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company.
ATOT:Ahhhhhhh. (sighs and pinches sinuses like he has a migrane)
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You had some potential with this, but none of that was really that funny. I grinned a few times but thats about it. Anyway, it appears that you missed the point worse than you claim I did.

Are you the guy who is really sexist? Or is it just someone else with your avatar? I know this is off topic but I can't remember. Edit: nevermind, it isn't you. I found the thread I was thinking about. It was someone else.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
 
Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: Ns1
You had some potential with this, but none of that was really that funny. I grinned a few times but thats about it. Anyway, it appears that you missed the point worse than you claim I did.
That was uh the point, buzz killington

Are you the guy who is really sexist? Or is it just someone else with your avatar? I know this is off topic but I can't remember.
Pretty common avatar, probably not me
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Watch out Ns1, according to his PMs I have an agenda now!
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How can horse semen be an agenda?
 
Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: Ns1

Apparently humor is not your strong suit


Your title should be "Buzz Killington"
Click to expand...

If there was humor in any of the posts directed at me, I'd love for you to point it out. Maybe some sarcasm and irony, but humor? I'd accept the title Buzz Killington no problem, but it wouldn't really be fitting. Blunt Dogmatic Anonymous Person might fit better.
Click to expand...


MrDudeMan: (Hands ATOT a picture of a man riding a Penny Farthing bicycle.) Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why?
ATOT: (Sighs) Why?
MrDudeMan: Because he's a Scot! (laughs) Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?
ATOT: (Groans, lifts his glasses and rubs his eyes)


ATOT: So, do you really think you're suited to be the fourth guy in our group, MrDudeMan?
ATOT: Yeah, I mean, we mainly just sit hear in the booth and crack jokes, but, you're kind of a buzz kill.
MrDudeMan: Oh on the contrary I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn (laughs). Do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be?
ATOT: No, No, uh-uh no.
MrDudeMan: Neither did the miller when he left his house that morning.

MrDudeMan🙁To ATOT), ATOT, do you know why W.S. Gilbert was always drunk on his trans-Atlantic crossings?
ATOT:Uhhh, No.
MrDudeMan:Because he was quarted on the port side. (chuckles) Now that I've got you, let's revisit the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company.
ATOT:Ahhhhhhh. (sighs and pinches sinuses like he has a migrane)
Click to expand...

You had some potential with this, but none of that was really that funny. I grinned a few times but thats about it. Anyway, it appears that you missed the point worse than you claim I did.

Are you the guy who is really sexist? Or is it just someone else with your avatar? I know this is off topic but I can't remember. Edit: nevermind, it isn't you. I found the thread I was thinking about. It was someone else.
Click to expand...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
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lol 😀
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: Ns1
You had some potential with this, but none of that was really that funny. I grinned a few times but thats about it. Anyway, it appears that you missed the point worse than you claim I did.
That was uh the point, buzz killington

Are you the guy who is really sexist? Or is it just someone else with your avatar? I know this is off topic but I can't remember.
Pretty common avatar, probably not me
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Watch out Ns1, according to his PMs I have an agenda now!
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How can horse semen be an agenda?
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That's what I said!


That's also what she said
 
Originally posted by: Ns1
lol

she can buy them as long as we don't talk about them.

I would make a mental block.
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See, this is square one. I thought maybe for a second you had "the answer" but I can see now it was false hope. We are all still doomed.
 
Wife wanted me to buy some fake ones from Gap or something for the 2 year old. I told her that in the US, it's all the rage with the chunky white girls who wear pajamas to the Wal Mart at night or pants with elastic waistbands all the time.


She told me to forget about it.



If that makes me a bad person, then I'll accept it. I see it as child protection.
 
I know a girl who spray tans her uggs to match her orange face. Too bad you can't see her face under the 2-foot diameter sunglasses she wears on cloudy nights while driving.
 
Originally posted by: Platypus
good, they're fucking ugly and that trend needs to die.
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Agreed...

especially when you see a "MAN" wearing them, dancing like a stripper and listening to "his" iPod at an airport.
 
This makes me sick. I have mine on right now. I sleep in them too. I didn't know what they were or that I'm am just so cool. All this time I've been this Fabe fashion statement and never even knew it. Shit, what a total waste. Ah well oh nuts, It probably would have just gone to my head.
 
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
if you don't know what uggs are you don't leave your house at all.......every single chick wears these.
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QFT.

Dont know what uggs are? You are either:

Gay?
Married?
Live in parents basement?
 
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Originally posted by: mesthead21
Text

Boots that celebrities and/or rich people and/or people that want to look important wear
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Awesome. So while celebs and rich people spend what is pennies to them on expensive boots, the masses go out and spend 5% of their income on them. Gotta love it.
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5%? I don't know many people who make under 5 grand a year.

Ugg boots are SO 1-2 years ago.
 
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