I attended a stoplight party tonight

skywalker66

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It was kinda cool but kinda lame as well.

The deal is.. everyone shows up wearing either green, yellow, or red.
Green if you're single. Red if you are taken.
And yellow if you dont know yet (there hasnt been an official defining of the relationship)

I wore green obviously, and went with some of my roomies. They stood around bored a lot of the time, and I went around and introduced myself to some chicks and talked to some old friends. It was alright. Just kinda dumb because even though there were hot girls there with green shirts on, for some reason I had no desire to ask them out on a date or nothing.

I did kinda wanna dance kinky with a few, but that would have been wrong, because that meant i woulda been lusting over a girl, which is looked down upon in Christianity.

And for talking to girls and getting numbers and all, for some reason that didnt seem real appealing either? I mean whats the point if you are not even going to make out or have sex with them or something?
Its like, hey, if I am going to get a girlfriend, I want to meet her through some other means, not some stupid mass 150 person party, where a bunch of random ppl show up to. The party seen was just kinda awkward, even around the ppl that you did know, because of the whole shirt thing.

Call me a wuss, but honestly, I felt like I had no desire to ask out any of the girls that I talked to tonight. I didnt even have a real desire to talk to them for that long, it was more so just the thrill of going up to some random chick and introducing myself (just to see if I could do that).


The grass always seems greener from the other side. The moment I get an opportunity filled situation to ask out some girls and stuff, the notion doesnt even seem all that exciting. lol. thats fvcked up.
 

MikeMike

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Originally posted by: skywalker66
It was kinda cool but kinda lame as well.

The deal is.. everyone shows up wearing either green, yellow, or red.
Green if you're single. Red if you are taken.
And yellow if you dont know yet (there hasnt been an official defining of the relationship)

I wore green obviously, and went with some of my roomies. They stood around bored a lot of the time, and I went around and introduced myself to some chicks and talked to some old friends. It was alright. Just kinda dumb because even though there were hot girls there with green shirts on, for some reason I had no desire to ask them out on a date or nothing.

I did kinda wanna dance kinky with a few, but that would have been wrong, because that meant i woulda been lusting over a girl, which is looked down upon in Christianity.

And for talking to girls and getting numbers and all, for some reason that didnt seem real appealing either? I mean whats the point if you are not even going to make out or have sex with them or something?
Its like, hey, if I am going to get a girlfriend, I want to meet her through some other means, not some stupid mass 150 person party, where a bunch of random ppl show up to. The party seen was just kinda awkward, even around the ppl that you did know, because of the whole shirt thing.

Call me a wuss, but honestly, I felt like I had no desire to ask out any of the girls that I talked to tonight. I didnt even have a real desire to talk to them for that long, it was more so just the thrill of going up to some random chick and introducing myself (just to see if I could do that).


The grass always seems greener from the other side. The moment I get an opportunity filled situation to ask out some girls and stuff, the notion doesnt even seem all that exciting. lol. thats fvcked up.


you are seriously retarded. how else do you plan on meeting chicks? its at parties, its not like your gunna be walking down the street going "hey im single, whats your name" only at parties can you meet ppl.

you seriously are the worst form of life i have seen. atleast you go out

MIKE
 

Mo0o

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Well sometimes it could be just that chance meeting that you meet your future girlfriend.
 

skywalker66

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you are seriously retarded. how else do you plan on meeting chicks? its at parties, its not like your gunna be walking down the street going "hey im single, whats your name" only at parties can you meet ppl.

you seriously are the worst form of life i have seen. atleast you go out

MIKE

lol, you can meet them through friends, in classes, clubs, chicks who live nearby, all sorts of ways.

a party seems about as random as meeting them in the street. Neither of those 2 options seem that appealing, but the ones above them do.
 

MichaelD

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Jan 16, 2001
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You are a wuss AND a hypocrite.

You start out by saying you went to this cool party where everyone has to dress according to their "relationship status."

You say you dressed "single." You say you saw other girls dressed "single."

Then you say that you couldn't dance with them b/c that would show "lust" and that's against Christianity.

I haven't read such a huge crock of shiit since Kerry's last public speech.

THEN you have the nerve to continue on about the party and such.

What the FCK is the point of going to such a party if you're too much of a pussy to talk/dance/TOUCH a "real live GURL>?" :Q

Just stay home and beat your meat like you usually do. Be sure to ask the lord for forgiveness afterwards.

Stop posting.
 

StageLeft

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Sep 29, 2000
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I remember that I was silly with girls. Most teenage guys do. The thing is, most guys get better, and you're not. I'd advise taking a break from thinking about girls for 3 years.
 

Xionide

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Its official you arent serious. You are a firestarter. A flame maker. Your identity is completely fake, ADMIT IT! NO ONE IS THIS DUMB!! My head hurts.
 

MikeMike

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Originally posted by: skywalker66
you are seriously retarded. how else do you plan on meeting chicks? its at parties, its not like your gunna be walking down the street going "hey im single, whats your name" only at parties can you meet ppl.

you seriously are the worst form of life i have seen. atleast you go out

MIKE

lol, you can meet them through friends, in classes, clubs, chicks who live nearby, all sorts of ways.

a party seems about as random as meeting them in the street. Neither of those 2 options seem that appealing, but the ones above them do.

how can you meet them through friends? you have stated before you have none.

clubs? i thought you werent allowed to join them per your previous thread.

you dont go out in general so yea option 4 is gone.

classes you are prolly not gunna do anything just like you did at the party.

MIKE
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: skywalker66
Maybe i should post this on a Christian forum, just to get a better perspective.

No; you're getting better treatment here. If you post THERE, they WILL come find you and lynch you b/c you are an embarassment to them.
 

Xionide

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Originally posted by: skywalker66
Maybe i should post this on a Christian forum, just to get a better perspective.

Yes since logic also escapes them you may do quite nicely there.
 

Lizardman

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Originally posted by: skywalker66
It was kinda cool but kinda lame as well.

The deal is.. everyone shows up wearing either green, yellow, or red.
Green if you're single. Red if you are taken.
And yellow if you dont know yet (there hasnt been an official defining of the relationship)

I wore green obviously, and went with some of my roomies. They stood around bored a lot of the time, and I went around and introduced myself to some chicks and talked to some old friends. It was alright. Just kinda dumb because even though there were hot girls there with green shirts on, for some reason I had no desire to ask them out on a date or nothing.

I did kinda wanna dance kinky with a few, but that would have been wrong, because that meant i woulda been lusting over a girl, which is looked down upon in Christianity.


I stopped reading at this point. Come on dude give me a break.
 

Xionide

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MikeD you also forgot a few things. He said he wanted to dirty dance with them but he didnt because that would be lust but the thing is wanting to dirty dance is lust in itself, therefor you commited a sin that is equal to murder: adultry. Also this:

"And for talking to girls and getting numbers and all, for some reason that didnt seem real appealing either? I mean whats the point if you are not even going to make out or have sex with them or something?"

Is the most ass backwards sh!t I have ever read. You are either stupider than air conditioning in the antarctic or you just make this sh!t up to rile everyone up. IM CALLING YOU OUT SKYWALKER!!
 

ngvepforever2

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Originally posted by: skywalker66
It was kinda cool but kinda lame as well.

The deal is.. everyone shows up wearing either green, yellow, or red.
Green if you're single. Red if you are taken.
And yellow if you dont know yet (there hasnt been an official defining of the relationship)

I wore green obviously, and went with some of my roomies. They stood around bored a lot of the time, and I went around and introduced myself to some chicks and talked to some old friends. It was alright. Just kinda dumb because even though there were hot girls there with green shirts on, for some reason I had no desire to ask them out on a date or nothing.

I did kinda wanna dance kinky with a few, but that would have been wrong, because that meant i woulda been lusting over a girl, which is looked down upon in Christianity.

And for talking to girls and getting numbers and all, for some reason that didnt seem real appealing either? I mean whats the point if you are not even going to make out or have sex with them or something?
Its like, hey, if I am going to get a girlfriend, I want to meet her through some other means, not some stupid mass 150 person party, where a bunch of random ppl show up to. The party seen was just kinda awkward, even around the ppl that you did know, because of the whole shirt thing.

Call me a wuss, but honestly, I felt like I had no desire to ask out any of the girls that I talked to tonight. I didnt even have a real desire to talk to them for that long, it was more so just the thrill of going up to some random chick and introducing myself (just to see if I could do that).


The grass always seems greener from the other side. The moment I get an opportunity filled situation to ask out some girls and stuff, the notion doesnt even seem all that exciting. lol. thats fvcked up.

Dude...you are just plain weird.

Regards

ng
 

yllus

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Aw man. You tried too hard with this post, it's too obvious you're making it up now. Good run though.
 

jtusa

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Originally posted by: yllus
Aw man. You tried too hard with this post, it's too obvious you're making it up now. Good run though.

Hahaha. I think he's trying to trick us. Many of the previous posts were real, now he's trying to make them obviously fake to throw us off track.
 

Wuffsunie

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: skywalker66
Maybe i should post this on a Christian forum, just to get a better perspective.
No; you're getting better treatment here. If you post THERE, they WILL come find you and lynch you b/c you are an embarassment to them.
And that's a bad thing how?

Seriously, though skywalker66, PLEASE go and post to one of them! Find a new home.
 

sniperruff

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Originally posted by: Xionide
Its official you arent serious. You are a firestarter. A flame maker. Your identity is completely fake, ADMIT IT! NO ONE IS THIS DUMB!! My head hurts.

that would be an easy way out for skywalker
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: skywalker66
I did kinda wanna dance kinky with a few, but that would have been wrong, because that meant i woulda been lusting over a girl, which is looked down upon in Christianity.

If you wanted to dance kinky with them, weren't you already lusting over them?
 

Xionide

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: skywalker66
I did kinda wanna dance kinky with a few, but that would have been wrong, because that meant i woulda been lusting over a girl, which is looked down upon in Christianity.

If you wanted to dance kinky with them, weren't you already lusting over them?

I SAID THAT! AGH DOES NO ONE READ ANYTHING?!?!