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I ate too much

fustercluck

fustercluck

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Couldn't sleep so I got up and ate....1/3 carton of chocolate ice cream. Then, an entire leftover 16 inch Hoagie from a party (I also added some roast beef to the hoagie) and after THAT two rice cakes with peanut butter, served with milk. Now back to bed. WTF is wrong with me. I need to challenge Kobayashi
 
Then you are going to poop to much too i guess.... D:


I have just the toilet design for you :


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:biggrin:
 
That's a lot of food to eat. I'm willing to bet you ate it fast, if you did it slowly your stomach would have probably stopped you 1/3 of the way through all that
 
fustercluck said:
Couldn't sleep so I got up and ate....1/3 carton of chocolate ice cream. Then, an entire leftover 16 inch Hoagie from a party (I also added some roast beef to the hoagie) and after THAT two rice cakes with peanut butter, served with milk. Now back to bed. WTF is wrong with me. I need to challenge Kobayashi
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This can't be true, but if so... disgusting! yuck! puke! barf!

and you also let all that sh@t sit on your teeth as you went right back to bed.

I see heart disease and periodontal disease in your future.
 
ElFenix said:
and every one of them is improper underhand fashion
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Indeed they are, i had not noticed. The sight of so much toilet paper scared me, but at the same time it made me think "hey multiple users each with a dedicated roll of toilet paper."


On the other hand :biggrin:, maybe the underhand placement is a reason to eat less.
 
dfuze said:
That's a lot of food to eat. I'm willing to bet you ate it fast, if you did it slowly your stomach would have probably stopped you 1/3 of the way through all that
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Come to think of it.
if you can eat that, you already have a stomach that can hold that much food.
The stomach is pretty dynamic because of continuous replacement of cells . It seems to adjust to the amounts of food. Now that i think of it, our digestive system is non stop replacing itself. With only a limited amount of cell divisions capable.
 
fustercluck said:
Couldn't sleep so I got up and ate....1/3 carton of chocolate ice cream. Then, an entire leftover 16 inch Hoagie from a party (I also added some roast beef to the hoagie) and after THAT two rice cakes with peanut butter, served with milk. Now back to bed. WTF is wrong with me. I need to challenge Kobayashi
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Why you want to do such useless contests anyway...
Eating contests... One of the many stupid ways to spend time.
 
XZeroII said:
What a stupid design. You would have to stand up to reach the top rolls. When you do that, you're just going to mush everything around.
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Hehehe..

Pray for stainless solids then ! :biggrin:

Solution :
Longest folks grab the top rolls. Short people the bottom rolls.

I guess those basketball people use the top rolls.

Hobbits the lowest rolls.
 
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