I ate this for lunch...

[Colt45]

why must americans make everything so disgusting

why can't just have frankfurter the way god intended

 

[Markbnj]

why must americans make everything so disgusting

why can't just have frankfurter the way god intended

Your naked pink sausage is unimpressive.

 

[moonbogg]

are you one of those people who doesnt want to take G-D's name in vain?
if so, you should probably know that G-D's name is not G-D, just like your boss' name isn't "boss".

G-d's name is Yahweh.

also, nice google translate.

why must americans make everything so disgusting

why can't just have frankfurter the way g-d intended

All day long to protect his name. Have some respect. Stay on topic.

 

[BudAshes]

The slices of tomato make it healthy.

 

[amdhunter]

I ate a peppermint patty for lunch. That's it.

 

[smackababy]

Ketchup is for children. Stop eating tomato paste filled with sugar! It is disgusting.

The only acceptable condiments on a hot dog are mustard and sauerkraut. Next up, we hear about how you guys eat your steaks well...

Also, I came into this thread hoping for another "ATOT has the stomach of a 5 year old girl from Ethiopia and cannot eat Taco Bell" thread.

 

[BudAshes]

Ketchup is for children. Stop eating tomato paste filled with sugar! It is disgusting.

The only acceptable condiments on a hot dog are mustard and sauerkraut. Next up, we hear about how you guys eat your steaks well...

Also, I came into this thread hoping for another "ATOT has the stomach of a 5 year old girl from Ethiopia and cannot eat Taco Bell" thread.

I love ketchup so much. Its tomato, salt and sugar, whats not to like?

 

[KeithTalent]

I love ketchup so much. Its tomato, salt and sugar, whats not to like?

The sugar; too much of it.

KT

 

[BudAshes]

For me the perfect hot dog is:

Uncured meat
sourdough bun
ketchup
spicy mustard
regular mustard
diced onions
diced dill pickles
diced jalapenos
maybe some baked beans and hot sauce if I'm feeling crazy.

 

[BudAshes]

The sugar; too much of it.

KT

A spoon full of sugar makes things better. Just ask Mary Poppins.

Also I always order steak rare. If I don't trust them to cook it rare I don't order steak there. And no steak sauce. Just wanted to keep that clear.

 

[KMFJD]

Ketchup is for children. Stop eating tomato paste filled with sugar! It is disgusting.

The only acceptable condiments on a hot dog are mustard and sauerkraut. Next up, we hear about how you guys eat your steaks well...

Also, I came into this thread hoping for another "ATOT has the stomach of a 5 year old girl from Ethiopia and cannot eat Taco Bell" thread.

What about chili and cheese on a hot dog?

 

[lxskllr]

Acceptable toppings for a *good* hotdog...

Kraut
mustard
onion
jalapeño

Mix/match as desired

Chili/cheese is alright I guess if your into kinky stuff. I don't partake, but am accepting of the practice.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

Your naked pink sausage is unimpressive.

That is not a naked sausage.

This is a naked sausage.

 

[KLin]

Get rid of the fries (crinkle fries always suck) and the ketchup, then I'd be in. Can't say I'm a huge fan of the little pickled pepper things either, but I can live with them.

KT

Don't hate on the pepperoncini.

 

[moonbogg]

What kind of frankfurter would the Techno Viking eat?

 

[Markbnj]

That is not a naked sausage.

This is a naked sausage.

I think you're being a little pedantic here.