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I ate taco bell and.....

Here I lay in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger?
 
If you must eat at Taco Bell, please refrain from the urge to "return to sender". Their public restrooms are quite horrific indeed.
 
Who so ever
Writes upon these walls
Rolls his shit into little balls
Who so ever
Reads these words of wit
Will eat those little balls of shit.
 
janas19 said:
That was totally off the topic and uncalled for, LiuKang

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The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some wise and beautiful woman in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
 
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