I ate taco bell and.....

[Lyfer]

I just took the most amazing poop!

 

[WaTaGuMp]

So you are thanking Taco Bell for pushing out whatever came out?

 

[shortylickens]

Amazing?
You mean amazing like the holocaust was amazing?

 

[XZeroII]

pics?

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Here I sit, I'm at a loss,
Trying to shit out taco sauce,
When it comes I hope and pray,
I don't blow my arse away,

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Here I sit
So broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted.

 

[TecHNooB]

Here I sit
So broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted.

:thumbsup:

 

[purbeast0]

thought you were gonna say you won a vita.

weak.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Here I lay in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger?

 

[waggy]

haha

 

[MovingTarget]

If you must eat at Taco Bell, please refrain from the urge to "return to sender". Their public restrooms are quite horrific indeed.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Who so ever
Writes upon these walls
Rolls his shit into little balls
Who so ever
Reads these words of wit
Will eat those little balls of shit.

 

[MBentz]

Here I sit
So broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted.

The other day
I took a chance
Tried to fart
But shit my pants

 

[JPS35]

Pics or it didn't happen...

 

[DaTT]

I saw you take that shit, now put it back!

 

[MovingTarget]

Since you have eaten at Taco Bell, here is a simulation of what you can expect:

Linky

 

[weirdichi]

Since you have eaten at Taco Bell, here is a simulation of what you can expect:

Linky

Award 1 and 4! Woo!

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

The other day
I took a chance
Tried to fart
But shit my pants

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls.

 

[janas19]

Here I sit
Taking a shit
You call it a dump
I dropped a lump

That was a freestyle.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted

 

[IGBT]

floor droppings and saw dust make for firm stools.

 

[janas19]

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted

That was totally off the topic and uncalled for, LiuKang

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

That was totally off the topic and uncalled for, LiuKang

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some wise and beautiful woman in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

 

[BrokenVisage]

In a public bathroom I hope.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Did you eat at the taco bell or the combination pizza hut and taco bell?