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I ate a 36oz bag of raisins today.

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darkxshade

Lifer
3/4 lb for each breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Why? Because it expires tomorrow. 😛

I think I'm gonna vomit. :disgust:


Tomorrow is peanut butter day.


Morning update:

Damn it, you guys were right, the last hour has not been good to me, I'll just leave it at that

so um

BREAKING NEWS: Eat 2 lbs of raisins, get 4 lbs free 🙁
 
Mmm, like eating pellets of Draino. Have fun.

You might want to bring a whole 12pk of toilet paper, and maybe a stick to bite down on.


 
Originally posted by: KLin
sunmaid or champion?
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sunmaid


Originally posted by: KillerCharlie
Yeah, because today it will be fine and something magical happens overnight and makes it inedible tomorrow.
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Apparently it has been made clear to me by the above posters that something indeed will magically happen overnight that make it inedible but it mostly has to do with how it'll pass through me. 😱
 
Originally posted by: darkxshade
Originally posted by: KLin
sunmaid or champion?
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sunmaid


Originally posted by: KillerCharlie
Yeah, because today it will be fine and something magical happens overnight and makes it inedible tomorrow.
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Apparently it has been made clear to me by the above posters that something indeed will magically happen overnight that make it inedible but it mostly has to do with how it'll pass through me. 😱
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Sunmaid's factory is just a couple miles down the road from me. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Mmm, like eating pellets of Draino. Have fun.

You might want to bring a whole 12pk of toilet paper, and maybe a stick to bite down on.
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Surprisingly I feel fine at the moment but the repercussion of eating a 2 lb bag of raisins had completely slipped my mind today until someone mentioned it here. Last time I ate a raisin was years ago.


Originally posted by: KLin
Sunmaid's factory is just a couple miles down the road from me. 😛
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Well you go over there and tell em I approve of their raisins... not so much for its side effects.
 
Originally posted by: KillerCharlie
Yeah, because today it will be fine and something magical happens overnight and makes it inedible tomorrow.
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My kids think the same thing and don't believe me when I try to explain the difference between the "best by" date and a product actually spoiling. My grandmother would roll over in her grave if she knew they poured good milk down the drain because of the date printed on it. She'd even slap me for tossing out actual sour milk and not using it to bake biscuits with.
 
Originally posted by: Paladin3
Originally posted by: KillerCharlie
Yeah, because today it will be fine and something magical happens overnight and makes it inedible tomorrow.
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My kids think the same thing and don't believe me when I try to explain the difference between the "best by" date and a product actually spoiling. My grandmother would roll over in her grave if she knew they poured good milk down the drain because of the date printed on it. She'd even slap me for tossing out actual sour milk and not using it to bake biscuits with.
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Aww crap(no pun intended)


I just looked at the bag again... and it indeed says "best before" and not "expiration/expires on". What the hell did I do? :|
 
Originally posted by: darkxshade
Originally posted by: Paladin3
Originally posted by: KillerCharlie
Yeah, because today it will be fine and something magical happens overnight and makes it inedible tomorrow.
Click to expand...

My kids think the same thing and don't believe me when I try to explain the difference between the "best by" date and a product actually spoiling. My grandmother would roll over in her grave if she knew they poured good milk down the drain because of the date printed on it. She'd even slap me for tossing out actual sour milk and not using it to bake biscuits with.
Click to expand...

Aww crap(no pun intended)


I just looked at the bag again... and it indeed says "best before" and not "expiration/expires on". What the hell did I do? :|
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wait until the rumbling starts.

then pray.

:Q
 
Originally posted by: darkxshade
Originally posted by: Paladin3
Originally posted by: KillerCharlie
Yeah, because today it will be fine and something magical happens overnight and makes it inedible tomorrow.
Click to expand...

My kids think the same thing and don't believe me when I try to explain the difference between the "best by" date and a product actually spoiling. My grandmother would roll over in her grave if she knew they poured good milk down the drain because of the date printed on it. She'd even slap me for tossing out actual sour milk and not using it to bake biscuits with.
Click to expand...

Aww crap(no pun intended)


I just looked at the bag again... and it indeed says "best before" and not "expiration/expires on". What the hell did I do? :|
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Sometime early tomorrow morning your colon will be trying to kill you. As you sit on the porcelain throne, knees shaking, screaming in pain, just remember how lucky you really are. In a world where many don't know where their next meal is coming from, you can afford a lavishly appointed pantry, overflowing with food ready to spoil because you couldn't eat it all.

Then again, you could have made some jailhouse wine with those raisins. :wine:
 
you may want to prepare for the onslaught and throw a manpon back there just in case you accidentally sneeze or cough and start blowing out mud.
 
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