I apologize to those who enjoy eggnog during the holidays...

[MikeMike]

The white house will no longer recognize eggnog as an official holiday drink. The new holiday drink will consist of Watermelon juice and cheap vodka, it will be known as nignog.



Take a day to sober up.

ATOT Moderator ElFenix

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
The white house will no longer recognize eggnog as an official holiday drink. The new holiday drink will consist of Watermelon juice and cheap vodka, it will be known as nignog.

So yeah, that's pretty fucking racist.

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
The white house will no longer recognize eggnog as an official holiday drink. The new holiday drink will consist of Watermelon juice and cheap vodka, it will be known as nignog.

So yeah, that's pretty fucking racist.

I've heard they are painting the White House black

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
The white house will no longer recognize eggnog as an official holiday drink. The new holiday drink will consist of Watermelon juice and cheap vodka, it will be known as nignog.

Sounds like you've been drinking a few of those tonight.

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
The white house will no longer recognize eggnog as an official holiday drink. The new holiday drink will consist of Watermelon juice and cheap vodka, it will be known as nignog.

Sounds like you've been drinking a few of those tonight.

no that was last night... tonight was 4 beers....

 

[Yzzim]

I want to post a joke but I'm afraid I'd get banned. It's a little off color...

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
The white house will no longer recognize eggnog as an official holiday drink. The new holiday drink will consist of Watermelon juice and cheap vodka, it will be known as nignog.

So yeah, that's pretty fucking racist.

Welcome to AT.

 

[MotF Bane]

Bets on OP getting the banstick?

 

[Saga]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
The white house will no longer recognize eggnog as an official holiday drink. The new holiday drink will consist of Watermelon juice and cheap vodka, it will be known as nignog.

So yeah, that's pretty fucking racist.

In all seriousness, you're on ATOT; if you haven't grown a thick enough skin to deal with something like this by now there is no hope for you at all. =/

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: Izusaga

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
The white house will no longer recognize eggnog as an official holiday drink. The new holiday drink will consist of Watermelon juice and cheap vodka, it will be known as nignog.

So yeah, that's pretty fucking racist.

In all seriousness, you're on ATOT; if you haven't grown a thick enough skin to deal with something like this by now there is no hope for you at all. =/

uh, if ATOT is the only place you have ever heard, or read a racist joke, you dont leave your house...

 

[RGN]

Dude, that is bad. But this.... this writes itself... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...ball-pla_n_151635.html

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Bets on OP getting the banstick?

You joined in '06 and don't know by now that racism is perfectly acceptable on Anandtech? Just make sure it's anti-black. A lot of Asians and Indians post here, so saying anything about them will get a warning - I've seen it happen.

 

[MovingTarget]

Originally posted by: CKent

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Bets on OP getting the banstick?

You joined in '06 and don't know by now that racism is perfectly acceptable on Anandtech? Just make sure it's anti-black. A lot of Asians and Indians post here, so saying anything about them will get a warning - I've seen it happen.

But...but...what about whitey?

 

[dighn]

not cool

 

[evident]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
The white house will no longer recognize eggnog as an official holiday drink. The new holiday drink will consist of Watermelon juice and cheap vodka, it will be known as nignog.

wow. if you're gonna be racist, you could try and be a little bit clever. dumbass.

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: evident

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
The white house will no longer recognize eggnog as an official holiday drink. The new holiday drink will consist of Watermelon juice and cheap vodka, it will be known as nignog.

wow. if you're gonna be racist, you could try and be a little bit clever. dumbass.

fine

Due to recent events, menthol cigarettes, and fried chicken are now tax exempt.

 

[CKent]

I find it amusing that you people will be led by someone you consider inferior to you for at least the next four years. Sane and intelligent people had to deal with the same exact feeling for the past 8.

 

[paulney]

P&N -------> that way

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: CKent
I find it amusing that you people will be led by someone you consider inferior to you for at least the next four years. Sane and intelligent people had to deal with the same exact feeling for the past 8.

so wait... you cant make jokes about someone you may actually prefer?

some of you ppl on here are so out of touch with reality, im almost scared to think about your futures...

 

[rudeguy]

I personally think racism in all forms shows a lack of intelligence. But I guess the new thinking around here is that its just fun and games. People can talk about firing up the ovens for the Jews and any other hateful remarks, but we can't discuss if Jennifer Love Hewitt is pretty or not.

Now that's being out of touch with reality.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

There's tasteful racist jokes and not-so-tasteful jokes. This is terrible. I'm sorry.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: DLeRium
There's tasteful racist jokes and not-so-tasteful jokes. This is terrible. I'm sorry.

tasteful racist jokes... now I've heard everything

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I personally think racism in all forms shows a lack of intelligence. But I guess the new thinking around here is that its just fun and games. People can talk about firing up the ovens for the Jews and any other hateful remarks, but we can't discuss if Jennifer Love Hewitt is pretty or not.

Now that's being out of touch with reality.

uh... IMO, using stereotypes to create jokes is completely necessary... there are reasons stereotypes exist, it is not like one day someone decided to say "you know, i want to make people believe that all black people enjoy fried chicken, asians have small dicks, trailer parks are breeding grounds for white trash, kentucky is full of white trash, california is full of greenies, etc"

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
The white house will no longer recognize eggnog as an official holiday drink. The new holiday drink will consist of Watermelon juice and cheap vodka, it will be known as nignog.

So yeah, that's pretty fucking racist.

you insult religon and religous people at every turn, yet you cant take a slightly racist joke?

wow.

 

[Fayd]

btw, the joke wasnt that good.

try harder