BrokenVisage
Lifer
- Jan 29, 2005
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smartphone plus memory card was great for catching up on 24 or Lost on during the morning bus commute. (also my mp3 player)
orb works out well too.
orb works out well too.
sandorski
No Lifer
- Oct 10, 1999
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This would make a good Seinfeld episode:
Setting coffee shop, all 4 sitting at the table
Elaine: I saw the strangest thing today, a man on the subway looking at his phone and laughing
Jerry: That's why I don't ride the subway, too many crazies
Kramer: He was probably watching TV
Elaine: TV on a cell phone? huh
George: Really? You can watch TV on a Cell Phone?
Kramer: Oh ya, it's the latest rage.
George: This is the answer to my problem!
Jerry: Is this a new problem?
George: Ya, [current GF] insists on having s3x whenever the Yankees are playing, been driving me nuts, but if I have one of these phones I could watch the Yankees and have s3x.
Jerry: Why don't you just break up with her?
Elaine: Her Lemon Meringue pie is to die for...
George: ...wait until you try her Pumpkin pie!
Kramer: Yes, she makes fantastic pie, she's a Keeper!
Jerry shakes his head
Show summary:
George gets the Cell Phone, watches the Yankees play while having s3x GF doesn't notice, later the phone malfunctions in a way that it only shows the Martha Stewart Network, turns out the GF used to be a top Baker who was fired from her job due to a complaint from Martha Stewart, she thinks George is a huge fan of MS, she breaks up with him
Kramer gets in on the Cell Phone TV game by starting his on CellTV Network. He later abandons the idea when he gets his first Phone Bill and it's $thousands. Bill Gates shows up and agrees to assume all debts in exchange for Rights to the show.
Elaine gets into a fight with the man on the Subway when he refuses to change to a show Elaine prefers. NYC announces a new program of Publicly showing pics on the News of people banned from the Subway, Elaine is their first
Jerry gets one, but just can't figure out how to use it. His GF keeps hearing strange voices in the background and thinks he's cheating on her. Later he tries to show her that his phone has a TV on it, but when he's out and away from the instruction booklet, he can't get the TV to work. She refuses to believe him, "a TV on a Cell Phone? You can do better than that!" and breaks up with him. He sees her a week later walking down the street watching TV on a new Cell phone, says hi and she looks uncomfortable. After she broke up with Jerry her ex-BF showed up unnexpectedly and they patched things up, he later bought her a Cell Phone with TV, so she now knows Jerry was telling the Truth, but it's too late, she's engaged.
Setting coffee shop, all 4 sitting at the table
Elaine: I saw the strangest thing today, a man on the subway looking at his phone and laughing
Jerry: That's why I don't ride the subway, too many crazies
Kramer: He was probably watching TV
Elaine: TV on a cell phone? huh
George: Really? You can watch TV on a Cell Phone?
Kramer: Oh ya, it's the latest rage.
George: This is the answer to my problem!
Jerry: Is this a new problem?
George: Ya, [current GF] insists on having s3x whenever the Yankees are playing, been driving me nuts, but if I have one of these phones I could watch the Yankees and have s3x.
Jerry: Why don't you just break up with her?
Elaine: Her Lemon Meringue pie is to die for...
George: ...wait until you try her Pumpkin pie!
Kramer: Yes, she makes fantastic pie, she's a Keeper!
Jerry shakes his head
Show summary:
George gets the Cell Phone, watches the Yankees play while having s3x GF doesn't notice, later the phone malfunctions in a way that it only shows the Martha Stewart Network, turns out the GF used to be a top Baker who was fired from her job due to a complaint from Martha Stewart, she thinks George is a huge fan of MS, she breaks up with him
Kramer gets in on the Cell Phone TV game by starting his on CellTV Network. He later abandons the idea when he gets his first Phone Bill and it's $thousands. Bill Gates shows up and agrees to assume all debts in exchange for Rights to the show.
Elaine gets into a fight with the man on the Subway when he refuses to change to a show Elaine prefers. NYC announces a new program of Publicly showing pics on the News of people banned from the Subway, Elaine is their first
Jerry gets one, but just can't figure out how to use it. His GF keeps hearing strange voices in the background and thinks he's cheating on her. Later he tries to show her that his phone has a TV on it, but when he's out and away from the instruction booklet, he can't get the TV to work. She refuses to believe him, "a TV on a Cell Phone? You can do better than that!" and breaks up with him. He sees her a week later walking down the street watching TV on a new Cell phone, says hi and she looks uncomfortable. After she broke up with Jerry her ex-BF showed up unnexpectedly and they patched things up, he later bought her a Cell Phone with TV, so she now knows Jerry was telling the Truth, but it's too late, she's engaged.
I watch Sienfeld on the TV, or least used to until I saw all the episodes at least twice. Must be a youngun' with a cell phone.
iamme
Lifer
- Jul 21, 2001
- 21,058
- 3
- 0
Originally posted by: sandorski
This would make a good Seinfeld episode:
Setting coffee shop, all 4 sitting at the table
Elaine: I saw the strangest thing today, a man on the subway looking at his phone and laughing
Jerry: That's why I don't ride the subway, too many crazies
Kramer: He was probably watching TV
Elaine: TV on a cell phone? huh
George: Really? You can watch TV on a Cell Phone?
Kramer: Oh ya, it's the latest rage.
George: This is the answer to my problem!
Jerry: Is this a new problem?
George: Ya, [current GF] insists on having s3x whenever the Yankees are playing, been driving me nuts, but if I have one of these phones I could watch the Yankees and have s3x.
Jerry: Why don't you just break up with her?
Elaine: Her Lemon Meringue pie is to die for...
George: ...wait until you try her Pumpkin pie!
Kramer: Yes, she makes fantastic pie, she's a Keeper!
Jerry shakes his head
Show summary:
George gets the Cell Phone, watches the Yankees play while having s3x GF doesn't notice, later the phone malfunctions in a way that it only shows the Martha Stewart Network, turns out the GF used to be a top Baker who was fired from her job due to a complaint from Martha Stewart, she thinks George is a huge fan of MS, she breaks up with him
Kramer gets in on the Cell Phone TV game by starting his on CellTV Network. He later abandons the idea when he gets his first Phone Bill and it's $thousands. Bill Gates shows up and agrees to assume all debts in exchange for Rights to the show.
Elaine gets into a fight with the man on the Subway when he refuses to change to a show Elaine prefers. NYC announces a new program of Publicly showing pics on the News of people banned from the Subway, Elaine is their first
Jerry gets one, but just can't figure out how to use it. His GF keeps hearing strange voices in the background and thinks he's cheating on her. Later he tries to show her that his phone has a TV on it, but when he's out and away from the instruction booklet, he can't get the TV to work. She refuses to believe him, "a TV on a Cell Phone? You can do better than that!" and breaks up with him. He sees her a week later walking down the street watching TV on a new Cell phone, says hi and she looks uncomfortable. After she broke up with Jerry her ex-BF showed up unnexpectedly and they patched things up, he later bought her a Cell Phone with TV, so she now knows Jerry was telling the Truth, but it's too late, she's engaged.
:laugh: :laugh:
NICE....i pictured the mini-script with all the characters and it flowed Seinfeld-esque. of course this is a semi-spinoff of the episode where George tried to combine TV and eating into his lovemaking
TMobile internet is flatrate.
Now I'm listening to streaming XM Radio! WILD!
Instructions (scroll down).
how do you convert it? how big are your files? I've got a way to convert it but its so time consuming to do it "just" right.
Originally posted by: sandorski
This would make a good Seinfeld episode:
Setting coffee shop, all 4 sitting at the table
Elaine: I saw the strangest thing today, a man on the subway looking at his phone and laughing
Jerry: That's why I don't ride the subway, too many crazies
Kramer: He was probably watching TV
Elaine: TV on a cell phone? huh
George: Really? You can watch TV on a Cell Phone?
Kramer: Oh ya, it's the latest rage.
George: This is the answer to my problem!
Jerry: Is this a new problem?
George: Ya, [current GF] insists on having s3x whenever the Yankees are playing, been driving me nuts, but if I have one of these phones I could watch the Yankees and have s3x.
Jerry: Why don't you just break up with her?
Elaine: Her Lemon Meringue pie is to die for...
George: ...wait until you try her Pumpkin pie!
Kramer: Yes, she makes fantastic pie, she's a Keeper!
Jerry shakes his head
Show summary:
George gets the Cell Phone, watches the Yankees play while having s3x GF doesn't notice, later the phone malfunctions in a way that it only shows the Martha Stewart Network, turns out the GF used to be a top Baker who was fired from her job due to a complaint from Martha Stewart, she thinks George is a huge fan of MS, she breaks up with him
Kramer gets in on the Cell Phone TV game by starting his on CellTV Network. He later abandons the idea when he gets his first Phone Bill and it's $thousands. Bill Gates shows up and agrees to assume all debts in exchange for Rights to the show.
Elaine gets into a fight with the man on the Subway when he refuses to change to a show Elaine prefers. NYC announces a new program of Publicly showing pics on the News of people banned from the Subway, Elaine is their first
Jerry gets one, but just can't figure out how to use it. His GF keeps hearing strange voices in the background and thinks he's cheating on her. Later he tries to show her that his phone has a TV on it, but when he's out and away from the instruction booklet, he can't get the TV to work. She refuses to believe him, "a TV on a Cell Phone? You can do better than that!" and breaks up with him. He sees her a week later walking down the street watching TV on a new Cell phone, says hi and she looks uncomfortable. After she broke up with Jerry her ex-BF showed up unnexpectedly and they patched things up, he later bought her a Cell Phone with TV, so she now knows Jerry was telling the Truth, but it's too late, she's engaged.
:thumbs up;
:thumbsup::laugh:Originally posted by: sandorski
This would make a good Seinfeld episode:
Setting coffee shop, all 4 sitting at the table
Elaine: I saw the strangest thing today, a man on the subway looking at his phone and laughing
Jerry: That's why I don't ride the subway, too many crazies
Kramer: He was probably watching TV
Elaine: TV on a cell phone? huh
George: Really? You can watch TV on a Cell Phone?
Kramer: Oh ya, it's the latest rage.
George: This is the answer to my problem!
Jerry: Is this a new problem?
George: Ya, [current GF] insists on having s3x whenever the Yankees are playing, been driving me nuts, but if I have one of these phones I could watch the Yankees and have s3x.
Jerry: Why don't you just break up with her?
Elaine: Her Lemon Meringue pie is to die for...
George: ...wait until you try her Pumpkin pie!
Kramer: Yes, she makes fantastic pie, she's a Keeper!
Jerry shakes his head
Show summary:
George gets the Cell Phone, watches the Yankees play while having s3x GF doesn't notice, later the phone malfunctions in a way that it only shows the Martha Stewart Network, turns out the GF used to be a top Baker who was fired from her job due to a complaint from Martha Stewart, she thinks George is a huge fan of MS, she breaks up with him
Kramer gets in on the Cell Phone TV game by starting his on CellTV Network. He later abandons the idea when he gets his first Phone Bill and it's $thousands. Bill Gates shows up and agrees to assume all debts in exchange for Rights to the show.
Elaine gets into a fight with the man on the Subway when he refuses to change to a show Elaine prefers. NYC announces a new program of Publicly showing pics on the News of people banned from the Subway, Elaine is their first
Jerry gets one, but just can't figure out how to use it. His GF keeps hearing strange voices in the background and thinks he's cheating on her. Later he tries to show her that his phone has a TV on it, but when he's out and away from the instruction booklet, he can't get the TV to work. She refuses to believe him, "a TV on a Cell Phone? You can do better than that!" and breaks up with him. He sees her a week later walking down the street watching TV on a new Cell phone, says hi and she looks uncomfortable. After she broke up with Jerry her ex-BF showed up unnexpectedly and they patched things up, he later bought her a Cell Phone with TV, so she now knows Jerry was telling the Truth, but it's too late, she's engaged.
BrokenVisage
Lifer
- Jan 29, 2005
- 24,772
- 14
- 81
Originally posted by: conjur
:thumbsup::laugh:Originally posted by: sandorski
This would make a good Seinfeld episode:
Setting coffee shop, all 4 sitting at the table
Elaine: I saw the strangest thing today, a man on the subway looking at his phone and laughing
Jerry: That's why I don't ride the subway, too many crazies
Kramer: He was probably watching TV
Elaine: TV on a cell phone? huh
George: Really? You can watch TV on a Cell Phone?
Kramer: Oh ya, it's the latest rage.
George: This is the answer to my problem!
Jerry: Is this a new problem?
George: Ya, [current GF] insists on having s3x whenever the Yankees are playing, been driving me nuts, but if I have one of these phones I could watch the Yankees and have s3x.
Jerry: Why don't you just break up with her?
Elaine: Her Lemon Meringue pie is to die for...
George: ...wait until you try her Pumpkin pie!
Kramer: Yes, she makes fantastic pie, she's a Keeper!
Jerry shakes his head
Show summary:
George gets the Cell Phone, watches the Yankees play while having s3x GF doesn't notice, later the phone malfunctions in a way that it only shows the Martha Stewart Network, turns out the GF used to be a top Baker who was fired from her job due to a complaint from Martha Stewart, she thinks George is a huge fan of MS, she breaks up with him
Kramer gets in on the Cell Phone TV game by starting his on CellTV Network. He later abandons the idea when he gets his first Phone Bill and it's $thousands. Bill Gates shows up and agrees to assume all debts in exchange for Rights to the show.
Elaine gets into a fight with the man on the Subway when he refuses to change to a show Elaine prefers. NYC announces a new program of Publicly showing pics on the News of people banned from the Subway, Elaine is their first
Jerry gets one, but just can't figure out how to use it. His GF keeps hearing strange voices in the background and thinks he's cheating on her. Later he tries to show her that his phone has a TV on it, but when he's out and away from the instruction booklet, he can't get the TV to work. She refuses to believe him, "a TV on a Cell Phone? You can do better than that!" and breaks up with him. He sees her a week later walking down the street watching TV on a new Cell phone, says hi and she looks uncomfortable. After she broke up with Jerry her ex-BF showed up unnexpectedly and they patched things up, he later bought her a Cell Phone with TV, so she now knows Jerry was telling the Truth, but it's too late, she's engaged.
LMAO! Call Larry David, tell him to try an fit it into next seasons Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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