I am the ultimate multitasker

BudAshes

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This morning while taking my morning dump I was brushing my teeth, combing my hair and skimming over a paper for class. No pics cause i'm not good with my feet.
 

Miklebud

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Originally posted by: BudAshes
This morning while taking my morning dump I was brushing my teeth, combing my hair and skimming over a paper for class. No pics cause i'm not good with my feet.

You wont be the 'ultimate' unless you learn!
 

skace

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Originally posted by: BudAshes
Walk? Ill unicycle in while juggling chainsaws and chewing gum.

Don't forget taking a dump, you won't get anywhere if you don't keep your signature move.
 

AMCRambler

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That's all well and good as long as you remembered to put down the tooth brush BEFORE wiping.
 

BudAshes

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Originally posted by: skace
Originally posted by: BudAshes
Walk? Ill unicycle in while juggling chainsaws and chewing gum.

Don't forget taking a dump, you won't get anywhere if you don't keep your signature move.

That goes without saying.
 

daveshel

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You want to keep your toothbrush more than 6 feet from your toilet to keep it free of airborne fecal matter.
 

Savij

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Originally posted by: daveshel
You want to keep your toothbrush more than 6 feet from your toilet to keep it free of airborne fecal matter.

He's good as long as he stands on the toilet when he poops.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: daveshel
You want to keep your toothbrush more than 6 feet from your toilet to keep it free of airborne fecal matter.

6 feet away......thats in my kitchen. An odd place for a tooth brush.
 
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Originally posted by: daveshel
You want to keep your toothbrush more than 6 feet from your toilet to keep it free of airborne fecal matter.

Watch more Mythbusters, as wherever the toothbrush was (yes even in the kitchen) it had fecal matter on it.... it really doesn't matter where its stored

On top of that that the OP was brushing at the time which is no different then talking or having your mouth open on the toilet as either way fecal matter can enter into your mouth...
 

BudAshes

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Originally posted by: outofloop
you managed to save about 20 mins ... go treat yourself with a McD

But then eating McDonalds would be taking atleast 20 minutes off my life, so I would have ingested fecal matter for nothing.
 

silverpig

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Originally posted by: BudAshes
Originally posted by: silverpig
You should walk in to a talent agency...

Walk? Ill unicycle in while juggling chainsaws and chewing gum.

Maybe I should have said:


So BudAshes walks into a talent agency...